NEW MILITARY UNIT

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  1. Sector 7

    Sector 7 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Subject: NEW MILITARY UNIT

    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These southern boys will be dropped in Afghanistan knowing only these facts about terrorists.

    1)The season opened today.

    2)There is no limit.

    3)They taste like chicken.

    4)They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

    5)They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Monday.
     
  2. Chaos Descending

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    Man, it feels like 2002 all over again!
     
  3. Locutus of Bored

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    There's a thread for jokes around here somewhere. You can repost that there. There's no reason to create a whole thread for one joke.
     
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