Yup. Dude seemed to have the sexual maturity of a teenaged boy.Didn't he also want Troi to have four breasts?
Yup. Dude seemed to have the sexual maturity of a teenaged boy.Didn't he also want Troi to have four breasts?
To think: this book was in my school library when I was in seventh grade. Obviously whoever was in charge of these decisions never bothered to read it.
To think: this book was in my school library when I was in seventh grade. Obviously whoever was in charge of these decisions never bothered to read it.
I was in sixth grade when I read the TMP novel, and a mere passing mention of the word "genitals" didn't traumatize me or turn me into a juvenile delinquent or whatever. I don't think I even understood what the phrase meant at the time, so it just went over my head. It was hardly graphic.
Then there's the story about the time Roddenberry phoned one of the TNG writers and delivered a drunken rant about happiness, listing all the things people say makes them happy and finishing off with "but none of that makes me happy. You know what makes me happy? A river of cum flowing through my penis."Yup. Dude seemed to have the sexual maturity of a teenaged boy.
Then there's the story about the time Roddenberry phoned one of the TNG writers and delivered a drunken rant about happiness, listing all the things people say makes them happy and finishing off with "but none of that makes me happy. You know what makes me happy? A river of cum flowing through my penis."
Instead of the novelization, they released a "rewritten" version by Joe Devito and Brad Strickland a couple months before the Peter Jackson version came out. I actually stumbled across this one a few months ago when I was looking to see if there were any King Kong books to add to my Google Play wishlist. Once I realized what it was I did a bit more searching and found the original version instead.I remember it also being reissued in the 70s to cash in on the 1975 remake, complete with a new cover painting by Frank Frazetta. That was the edition I read as a teen.
I assume somebody put it out to cash in on the Peter Jackson remake, too. Got to be one of the most durable movie novelizations out there.
One of my sister's either high school or junior high english teachers included Clan of the Cave Bear on a list of books they could pick to read. I've never read, but my mom has and according to her it has practically pornographic sex scenes, and is definitely not the kind of thing you'd want on a school reading list.A novelization of a G-rated movie.
It's not as if the school librarian can possibly read every book in the collection before they get borrowed. My first year as a casual relief teacher in 1981, one Year 6 kid was reading TMP in "silent reading time" and the kid next to him was reading "Jaws".
ST:TMP was actually kept in print by Pocket Books for many years - and probably holds some kind of record for the longevity of a novelization.
The novelization of Forbidden Planet had a reprint in 1990. Doesn't beat-out King Kong as has been mentioned elsewhere in the thread, but it's gotta be a close second place.
Then there's the story about the time Roddenberry phoned one of the TNG writers and delivered a drunken rant about happiness, listing all the things people say makes them happy and finishing off with "but none of that makes me happy. You know what makes me happy? A river of cum flowing through my penis."
Tracy Torme was the person called. That story is in Joel Engel's biography.
Asimov's novelization of FANTASTIC VOYAGE has possibly stayed in print all this time, to the extent that I occasionally run into people who think that the movie was based on Asimov's book and not the other way around.
In Clan of the Cave Bear it's basically all rape, and if I remember right, it's not as explicit as Auel gets later. The Valley of Horses onward is when we get all the pages-long descriptions of Ayla's slippery folds enveloping Jondalar's massive throbbing manhood over and over and over.
"You cannot write in science fiction (...) without realizing that sexual equality is as basic as any other kind of equality. This does not mean that in future pictures I will ever stop using women as sex objects, as I will not, but to be fair we have always used and will be continuing to use males as sex objects, too. As a matter of fact, when I was younger and much more agile I've been used as a sex object myself; I think it's great fun."
-- Gene Roddenberry, Inside Star Trek (vinyl LP)
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