Nebraska man smokes bong with girlfriend's cat inside it.

[Aragorn]

Complete AP story (WITH PICTURES!!!!!)

Neb. man says he put cat in bong 3 times

OMAHA, Neb. (AP) — A man who stuffed his girlfriend's cat into a makeshift bong and smoked marijuana through it said Tuesday that he had done it on other occasions and that it calmed the cat down.

Acea Schomaker of Lincoln said he never intended to hurt the 6-month-old cat, Shadow.

Lancaster County sheriff's deputies responding to a domestic disturbance at the residence ticketed the 20-year-old Schomaker on suspicion of misdemeanor animal cruelty Sunday after catching him smoking marijuana from a boxlike contraption that had the cat stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base.

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Schomaker said the cat would bite and scratch them but he didn't want to discipline it by swatting or squirting water at it. He said they didn't bring it to an animal shelter because they feared it would be put down.

So Schomaker said he decided to use the makeshift bong because he had heard about people calming their pets by blowing marijuana smoke in their faces.

"I know for sure this isn't the first time someone has done this," he said. "I'm just the first one to get caught."

He said he put the cat in the bong a total of three times and it seemed to calm the cat.

"Every time we took her out she would pretty much just lay down and proceed to clean herself and act like a stoned person," Schomaker said.

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[Pingfah]

It's sick and it's wrong!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQq7i1fBRp0

 

[All Seeing Eye]

They should shove him in a fricking bong but instead of smoking marijuana it should be hydrogen cyanide.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Schomaker's Cat. If you put a cat in box, and smoke marijuana through the cat box, is the cat stoned? Why, the cat is neither stoned nor sober, because you are too stoned to open the box and find out. All possibilities have collapsed into munchies. Far out man.

 

[Roger Wilco]

That's disgusting. I don't think it has any lasting negative effects on the cat, but how do you ever get the smell of the bong water out of the fur?

 

[JuanBolio]

That's not right at all. The poor thing could suffocate. This guy should be kicked in the nuts.

Schomaker's Cat. If you put a cat in box, and smoke marijuana through the cat box, is the cat stoned? Why, the cat is neither stoned nor sober, because you are too stoned to open the box and find out. All possibilities have collapsed into munchies. Far out man.

 

[Plecostomus]

If they ever legalize pot, I'm going to be the first to market with the CatNap 300 Feline Behavior Modification Bong And Personal Smoking System.

I mean HOW HORRIBLE THAT BASTARD SHOULD BE-- fuck I can't work up a rage over this, its just too funny. Rest assured though I'm a sick dood who finds this amusing JUSTICE WILL BE DONE.

 

[T'Ressa Dax]

Just ugh! And yes it is deliberate cruelty, no matter what the idiot tries to claim. Sick bastard. How can he think it's better to try to kill the cat with marijuana than get it wet? They should take it away.

 

[DeafPoet]

Schomaker's Cat. If you put a cat in box, and smoke marijuana through the cat box, is the cat stoned? Why, the cat is neither stoned nor sober, because you are too stoned to open the box and find out. All possibilities have collapsed into munchies. Far out man.

I could crack a joke about this story but what would be the point? That joke wins!

 

[miraclefan]

I first heard this on the radio, when they said the cat was only 6 months old when the idiot did this I was upset. Then when they mentioned the cat's name was ''shadow'' I was angry! One of my cat's is named shadow, so that really made it personal to me. I hope ''somebody'' makes an example of this monster! Because unfortunetly TOO many of my generation think abuseing animals is ''funny''.

 

[Guartho]

My HS girlfriend had a cat named Shadow. That cat could definitely have used some weed.

 

[CaptJimboJones]

I want to be mad about this but I just keep laughing every time I think of the stoner shoving the poor cat into his bong.

 

[Pingfah]

The fact that this guy actually got caught red handed by the cops in his own home smoking a bong with a cat inside it is just unbelievably pathetic.

 

[Capt_Piett]

Apparently he'd done it 2x prior to being caught according to another article I read earlier. What A Moron.

 

[PKTrekGirl]

There was a time in my life when I was somewhat of an expert in the field of bong technology.

However, it would take a pretty damn big bong to put a cat in there. Assuming you'd ever want to. Which you wouldn't, because nastier water you cannot find ANYWHERE than that in your average bong.

 

[Lookingglassman]

I hate cats so I dont feel sorry for it.

 

[miraclefan]

My HS girlfriend had a cat named Shadow. That cat could definitely have used some weed.

I thought that's what catnip was for? I give some to my cats from time to time and it ''mellows'' them out pretty well.

 

[CaptainStoner]

Opinions vary, and there's no changing minds it seems, but I have to say: some stupid kid being an animal abuser is just that. Don't blame the herb.

 

[Farquard]

Though I personall dislike and am highly allergic to a cat, even one with my temperament would not do such a thing.

Maybe the cat should have the right to return the favor?
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[Captain X]

At least it isn't another zippo kitten.