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My wife reads this forum...

If you want to see some boobies... you gotta break a few skulls... or something like that.
 
I'm willing to sacrifice your skull for a chest that has been described in Homeric terms. In fact I'll go so far as to say that there's nothing that could be done to you that wouldn't be worth it to me. :) (Now, thanks to you I'm worried for the first time about what might happen if my wife starts reading this forum.)
 
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Guartho said:
I'm willing to sacrifice your skull for a chest that has been described in Homeric terms. In fact I'll go so far as to say that there's nothing that could be done to you that wouldn't be worth it to me. :) (Now, thanks to you I'm worried for the first time about what might happen if my wife starts reading this forum.)
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Homeric terms? Bah that's nothing.

God Himself ended up with an epic boner when he assembled my wife. And that's a fact. :techman:

(HOW AM I DOING JEN?! TOO MUCH? NOT ENOUGH? --Brian)
 
Plecostomus said:
Zion Ravescene said:
I read this thread and I am SO glad I no longer wear my Papa Lazarou avatar... :evil:
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What I want to know is who the hell authorized you to switch from Creepy Eggbeater Girl to this... thing you currently sport.
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This... thing as you call it was my childhood friend in the late 80s and early 90s. :bolian:

"Creepy Eggbeater Girl" won't be gone forever, however. You have been warned. You ALL have been warned. :evil: :hugegrin:
 
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Plecostomus said:
I got a TXT message from the wife... she finds the lack of activity in her fan-club here very disappointing.

Lets kick it up a notch shall we?

MY WIFE (A short poem by Brian)

Tits, tits
They the shitz
And when she reads this
I will be hit.

---Ok everyone... RUN! :eek:
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I honestly don't know how to reply to this. I guess... in all fairness I should just kill him. :guffaw:



Plecostomus said:
God Himself ended up with an epic boner when he assembled my wife. And that's a fact. :techman:
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The problem with that is, an hour for Him is 10,000 years for us... :shifty:



(HOW AM I DOING JEN?! TOO MUCH? NOT ENOUGH? --Brian)
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Yes, that's QUITE enough. :guffaw:
 
YAY! EPIC WIFE EXPLOSIONS! ZOMG ZOMG!

...

I have nothing to do with these people.

No ,wait, really I don't... Don't you look at me that way O_o
 
That doesn't matter; I find it hard to believe that you didn't know me, so the remark still stands :p
 
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