My Voyager dream

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Me? Ugly?

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Oh there are always Tuvix threads, if you leave to make a sammich chances are by the time you get back a new one will be on page 5.

And I think the smileys are too small to convey all the nuances of Tuvix's repulsiveness. A repulsiveness that no doubt had a play in Janeway's decision to divide and conquer him. Aesthetics and their secret influence.

TUVIX: PLEASE LET ME LIVE. I PROMISE TO BE BETTER!
JANEWAY: Nope.
TUVIX: I DON'T WANT TO DIE!
JANEWAY:

TUVIX: DON'T YOU FEEL GUILT WHEN YOU LOOK AT MY FACE?
JANEWAY: Nope.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

To be absolutely fair he owns most of that to Neelix, with Tuvok's sincerity adding a perve element to what was already there.

 

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Actually I think Tuvix is the first episode I remember seeing...

 

[Captain Kathryn]

To be absolutely fair he owns most of that to Neelix, with Tuvok's sincerity adding a perve element to what was already there.

True.

But Neelix was soft and squishy and furry, like a pet...

What an unflattering pic of Neelix! Hahaha.

TUVIX: LET'S BE FRIENDS!
DOCTOR: Err....no?

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Actually I think Tuvix is the first episode I remember seeing...

How...unfortunate?

 

[NCC-1701-B]

I thought it was good at the time! I was young. But still, I carried on and made Voyager my favourite

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

TUVIX: Captain, has anyone ever told you that you are as fair-minded as you are lovely?

For that he must die.

 

[Captain Kathryn]

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Don't you mean.. MURDER?!!

(that's how tuvix threads roll)

 

[Gaith]

I kinda always hoped that VOY would end with a big party in the mess hall, with B'Elanna belting out a slammin' cover of "I Love Rock'n'Roll":

"Singin', I'm a voyager... just tryin' get home to the Alpha Quadrant! I'm a voyager... so bend your nacelles and come warp with me!"

 

[JanewayRulz!]

ewwww...!

The only way to make a Vulcan hot is to torture him and Tuvok is just way too healthy to have any of that. He doesn't need mothering, he doesn't need seducing, he doesn't need to be understood.. he's the least dysfunctional Vulcan in Trek. And he's a great character and used very well on VOY for the most part. But I can't tweak him into fun times with the Captain no matter how I look at it.

I can't see him participating in guitar bashing on the bridge either though.

So, in this dream, if the crew is having a good time mosh-pitting and guitar-bashing on the bridge...and it just so happens that it has been 7 years since Tuvok's last Pon Farr...where is the most logical place for the Vulcan to be?

Getting it on in the ready room with Janeway...OR in the mess hall with Neelix?

Haha. Went too far.

Tuvok would be the security guard, keeping the groupies at bay.

He would NOT betray T'Pel for a romp in the mess hall with ( ) Neelix!

 

[Captain Kathryn]

ewwww...!

The only way to make a Vulcan hot is to torture him and Tuvok is just way too healthy to have any of that. He doesn't need mothering, he doesn't need seducing, he doesn't need to be understood.. he's the least dysfunctional Vulcan in Trek. And he's a great character and used very well on VOY for the most part. But I can't tweak him into fun times with the Captain no matter how I look at it.

I can't see him participating in guitar bashing on the bridge either though.

So, in this dream, if the crew is having a good time mosh-pitting and guitar-bashing on the bridge...and it just so happens that it has been 7 years since Tuvok's last Pon Farr...where is the most logical place for the Vulcan to be?

Getting it on in the ready room with Janeway...OR in the mess hall with Neelix?

Haha. Went too far.

Tuvok would be the security guard, keeping the groupies at bay.

He would NOT betray T'Pel for a romp in the mess hall with ( ) Neelix!

But he's in heat! And the holodecks are down!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

But he's in heat! And the holodecks are down!

And there we have every piece of Vulcan fanfic ever written.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

But he's in heat! And the holodecks are down!

And there we have every piece of Vulcan fanfic ever written.

Which might explain why its more popular than "actual" Vulcan fiction.


CHAKOTAY: Every culture has its demons. They embody the darkest emotions of its people. Giving them physical form in heroic literature is a way of exploring those feelings. The Vok'sha of Rakella Prime believe that hate is a beast which lives inside the stomach. Their greatest mythical hero is a man who ate stones for twenty three days to kill the beast and became a saint.
TUVOK: Such fables are necessary only in cultures which unduly emphasise emotional behaviour. I would point out there are no demons in Vulcan literature.
CHAKOTAY: That might account for its popularity.

Tuvok & Neelix.... so wrong.

Tvuok & Janeway?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLfN_fimH1Q

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLfN_fimH1Q[/yt]

I agree with you Teacake... that is just so wrong on so many levels!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Vulcan fiction, gah it must be utterly tedious. Didn't Bashir try reading Cardassian fiction and had the same reaction?

That was a great song for that video, would like to hear it with another (any) pairing!

Tuvok is very traditionally mainstream which means.. Janeway is NOT going to put up with only having sex once every 7 years. If you put her with a Vulcan she would need a pre-kohlinahr one with a rebellious side, like NuSpock. But as all her men have been warmly emotional types I can't see it no matter how it's tweaked.

 

[Captain Kathryn]

LOL why would someone make that video...

I watched Tuvix last night because after this thread I just had to.

What's worse?
Tuvok/Janeway
Tuvix/Janeway

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

What's worse is TUVIX in pon farr. Can you imagine that creepy dude in heat??!

Also: Captain Kathryn, NEW LOW!!!! Which is saying something around here.

 

[Captain Kathryn]

What's worse is TUVIX in pon farr. Can you imagine that creepy dude in heat??!

Also: Captain Kathryn, NEW LOW!!!! Which is saying something around here.

Oh no! Should I be honored or ashamed?!?!

 

[Lynx]

I dreamed that Chakotday,Paris and Kim were playing "Paradise City" (Especially the "take me home" bits) at the front of voyagers bridge.

Then during the heavy rock bit Chakotay kicked a hole in the viewscreen while Paris and Kim started destroying the helm console with their guitars.

Wierd...

I would really, really, really have loved to see that happen in the series.

To quote the 70:s rock band Uriah Heep: Such a beautiful dream!

Or maybe you should quote the 60:s band Electric Prunes: I had too much to dream last night!