How about if Phlox takes Neelix and keeps him in one of his cages and feeds him super nutrient guano to see if he metamorphoses out of his (presumed) larval stage?
It's okay Skywalker, you may not be into "delicious men" but you are providing me with one with every post. And no I don't mean you, I mean your avatar.
I want Neelix to be torn apart by rabid tribbles. Any series will do. Then I will go write me some tribble slash.
^ There's nothing to be sorry about. Fanfiction is devoted to whatever floats your boat. ------- Divergence I like Captain Hernandez. She's got a lot of wit and sass and maturity. Some of the stuff with the virus was interesting, and it's nice that Malcolm is back on the bridge. I'm glad he kicked that Section 31 guy to the curb. That man meant well, but it seems that he was played for a fool and then he tried to cover his butt with Malcolm about it. Grade: C
I had serious issues with Trip going along a cable between two giant starships travelling at multiples of the speed of light. It was incredibly silly and unbelievable, even by Trek standards. Although I liked that they basically ripped of the movie Speed. "If we drop below warp 5, we'll explode!" quick, someone find Keanu Reeves!
Now that would have been an interesting addition to this cast. It's funny because the situation being unbelievable never bothered me too much. It was great to see Trip and Malcolm work together again and Trip finding out what happened while he was away.
I never had a problem with Trip climbing on a wire from Columbia to Enterprise. It's not like there was any wind or gravity or anything else for him to fight against. He was literally in a bubble. In space. I thought it was fun.
SPOUT AWAY!! I love her. I would have loved to have had a series with her as the Captain. Would you do it?
I gotta agree. Hernandez was a lot more interesting captain than Archer. I wouldn't have minded seeing her captain Enterprise from day one. And she isn't a self-parody like Janeway, at least from what we've seen. Though she does seem to have questionable tastes in men, but hey. On another note S/U if you like Erika, she plays a prominent role in the Destiny novels. They're a trilogy of novels set mainly after Nemesis, which encompass all four major series. Though Columbia and Hernandez's roles are via flashback but tie into the main story quite smoothly.