My neighbor is either being murdered...

[RoJoHen]

...or having some really crazy sex. I can hear her screaming from several apartments over.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Sorry. We'll keep it down.

 

[sidious618]

What type of scream is it? That tells the whole story.

 

[Goji]

There's a lot of screaming coming from down the hall where I live too, but it's just my sister trying to sing.

 

[RoJoHen]

What type of scream is it? That tells the whole story.

Honestly, upon further examination, it sounds more like she's giving birth.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

What type of scream is it? That tells the whole story.

Honestly, upon further examination, it sounds more like she's giving birth.

Bang on the wall or floor and shout "PUSH! PUUUUSH!! YOU CAN DO IT!"

 

[RoJoHen]

The screaming has stopped, so she is either:

1) Dead

2) Done having sex

3) Holding her new baby

I wish I knew the truth.

 

[Alidar Jarok]

http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=12109

http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=37231

 

[RoJoHen]

http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=12109

http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=37231

I need to buy a markerboard...

 

[sidious618]

What type of scream is it? That tells the whole story.

Honestly, upon further examination, it sounds more like she's giving birth.

Weird. I'm not sure what to make of it.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

The other day when I was taking out the trash, I heard the neighbor moaning "More! More! More!" I didn't think much of it at first, but then I had recalled that I forgot the recycling.

So, I was dragging the recycling bin out there, I heard the neighbor screaming "Yes! Yes! Yes!" A bag fell out, and as I was putting it back the neighbor groaned "Shove it in. Ooooh, you're so good."







I hate living next to Al Gore. That man really loves recycling.


Seriously though, on more than one occasion I have heard the neighbors going at it pretty hard with the window open while I took twenty minutes or so to take out the trash.

 

[RoJoHen]

What a creepshow.

 

[The Castellan]

What type of scream is it? That tells the whole story.

Honestly, upon further examination, it sounds more like she's giving birth.

Maybe they were doing anal?

 

[Tom Riley]

Even THAT wouldn't explain birthing sounds.

 

[Mistral]

Strange. You gonna scan the newspapers? I hear they sometimes post info about recent murders...and births.

 

[Luckyflux]

Maybe they are done and are now having their post-coital joint?

 

[The Castellan]

Even THAT wouldn't explain birthing sounds.

Could be if he did not greese up first.