He wants to Post a drunkl Thread.The Squeak just looks slightly scared ~ but is very friendly! Must be like 'E' as well I s'pose. I'll just interpret his mieows as "I love you Mum, I really love you. You're sooooo pretty. Can I have some food now ~ I do love you though and will come and sit on your keyboard just as soon as I've eaten".![]()
He's trying but his typing skills are rubbish, especially when he out of his head and we not allowed two accounts from one computer I understand

I've just seen him sniffing along the grass outside and having a good old roll around. I do hope it was catnip he found and not squirrel poop

I think cats are like drones they have a strange one track mind. My cat is always on the look out for tissue paper!
Sometimes he will go batty and run around the living at warp 10! This is sign that he wants to use kitty litter.
Basically Sooty, will attack anything that moves, so the landing party doesn’t stand hells chance of escape.Red shirts be warned!
One time Sooty, starred at the wall and I was more curious as to what he might be hearing or sensing? I’ve heard stories that cats are psychic. Or maybe he can hear a mouse squeak behind the cavity wall some 25 feet below as cats have high frequency range of 90KHz/100KHz or a range 40Hz to 90KHz which more than any of us, so we can hear down to 20Hz wow but cat can hear many more octaves above 20KHz.
I wasn’t even aware a mouse squeaks at such a high frequency.
My cat is an indoor type so no change of him, being spiked by drugs by cat haters and there are few of them around.
So maybe the house on the other side is spiking your cat with a high dose of catnip??

There used to be a similar looking cat, Roberto, that lived in the flat above. When the owner was away her brother came to feed it. Sir Squeak pretended to be Roberto and snuck up and got fed. It was only when owner got back and found a collar that was not Robertos that Squeak got rumbled!
I love their ways!