Mr. Happy Died Last Night

[Deckerd]

We have similar deaths in our house. First it was Blue Teddy who disappeared one day, never to return. Currently Rattly Teddy is getting a serious kicking every night and draught excluder snake has been eviscerated along the hall. I came home to snake entrails just like Mr Happy's last night.

 

[Plecostomus]

Can we have a mod attach NOT PENIS RELATED to the thread title?

 

[gwud]

But then who will come and look in?

 

[Australis]

Mr Happy could be the Six Dollar Man...

 

[ThankQ]

Oh is that all. I was worried when I saw the title that you were talking about a penis.

Call me Mr. Innocent, but for once I didn't think about that when I saw the thread title.

Just call me Mr. Sad.

I had to convince myself that it wasn't about his penis before I opened it. The penis was too obvious.

You are the only person to realize I never go for the obvious.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

But then who will come and look in?

I wouldn't have!

 

[Crusher Disciple]

You know, Trekker is looking for a new dog. You guys might be able to solve each other's problem.

 

[Holdfast]

Can we have a mod attach NOT PENIS RELATED to the thread title?

I would, but I'm not convinced the whole "blame it on the dog" thing isn't actually a cover story for something more sordid...

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Looks around. Penis joke made. Check. Impotence joke made. Check.

Nothing for me to do here.

Quietly leaves.

 

[RoJoHen]

Call me Mr. Innocent, but for once I didn't think about that when I saw the thread title.

Just call me Mr. Sad.

I had to convince myself that it wasn't about his penis before I opened it. The penis was too obvious.

You are the only person to realize I never go for the obvious.

I'm very good at what I do.