Mr. Happy Died Last Night

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  1. ThankQ

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    I was given Mr. Happy when I was a small boy. The Mr. Men books are some of the first books I remember. Mr. Tickle. Little Miss Priss. Mr. Square. Mr. Grump. Fine characters, all. Fine characters. Mr. Happy found a home in the attic for many years, then one day was cleaned out and returned to me. He's sat on a shelf ever since. At some point last night, it seems he decided to go for a stroll. Little could he have known the horror that awaited him.

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    The police have released the following photos of a "Creature of Interest" in this case. He was known to be at the scene during or near the time the crime took place.

    The Creature of Interest is a black male, approx. 28 dog years of age. Though it is unclear at this time, he may suffer from an addiction to bacon.

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  2. RoJoHen

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    Justice must be served!
     
  3. SmoothieX

    SmoothieX Vice Admiral Admiral

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    You let your dog lick and chew on your Mr. Happy? Yikes!
     
  4. Zulu Romeo

    Zulu Romeo World Famous Starship Captain Admiral

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    Mr. Happy has now become Mr. Pwned. :(

    I'm so sorry for your loss.
     
  5. ShamelessMcBundy

    ShamelessMcBundy Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    He likes the pain.
     
  6. gwud

    gwud Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Oh is that all. I was worried when I saw the title that you were talking about a penis.
     
  7. Peach Wookiee

    Peach Wookiee Cuddly Mod of Doom Moderator

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    Oh, I've been in here too long... That's where my mind automatically went and I thought... why isn't he posting this in the Bad Sex Experiences thread?
     
  8. auntiehill

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    Wow. This is NOT what I thought this thread was going to be about.

    I expected it to include discussions of Cialis or Viagra, and/or the immediate need for them
     
  9. TheGodBen

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    This brings back bad memories of the time that Mr Tickle lost his arm during a game of hallway rugby when I was 6. :(
     
  10. ShamelessMcBundy

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    :guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw: I love how blunt you are.
     
  11. gwud

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    Which is pretty much how I expected to find the penis.
     
  12. ShamelessMcBundy

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    You filthy beast! :guffaw::guffaw:
     
  13. gwud

    gwud Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    And that's what I thought killed it.
     
  14. Locutus of Bored

    Locutus of Bored Building A Wall & Making Gondor Pay For It Moderator

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    Don't worry, it happens to all guys at some point, except me.

    Wait, what the hell is this topic about, anyway?
     
  15. ShamelessMcBundy

    ShamelessMcBundy Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Another zinger!
     
  16. Zulu Romeo

    Zulu Romeo World Famous Starship Captain Admiral

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    Call me Mr. Innocent, but for once I didn't think about that when I saw the thread title. :angel:

    Just call me Mr. Sad. :(
     
  17. RoJoHen

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    I had to convince myself that it wasn't about his penis before I opened it. The penis was too obvious.
     
  18. ShamelessMcBundy

    ShamelessMcBundy Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Mr. Sad needs to do something so he can become Mr. Happy. ;)
     
  19. gwud

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    Sex or Pie?
     
  20. ShamelessMcBundy

    ShamelessMcBundy Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Wrong thread. ;)

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