Mr. Happy Died Last Night

[ThankQ]

I was given Mr. Happy when I was a small boy. The Mr. Men books are some of the first books I remember. Mr. Tickle. Little Miss Priss. Mr. Square. Mr. Grump. Fine characters, all. Fine characters. Mr. Happy found a home in the attic for many years, then one day was cleaned out and returned to me. He's sat on a shelf ever since. At some point last night, it seems he decided to go for a stroll. Little could he have known the horror that awaited him.

The following crime scene images are of a graphic and brutal nature. They may not be suitable for all viewers. Parental discretion is advised.
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The police have released the following photos of a "Creature of Interest" in this case. He was known to be at the scene during or near the time the crime took place.

The Creature of Interest is a black male, approx. 28 dog years of age. Though it is unclear at this time, he may suffer from an addiction to bacon.

 

[RoJoHen]

Justice must be served!

 

[SmoothieX]

You let your dog lick and chew on your Mr. Happy? Yikes!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Mr. Happy has now become Mr. Pwned.

I'm so sorry for your loss.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

You let your dog lick and chew on your Mr. Happy? Yikes!

He likes the pain.

 

[gwud]

Oh is that all. I was worried when I saw the title that you were talking about a penis.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Oh, I've been in here too long... That's where my mind automatically went and I thought... why isn't he posting this in the Bad Sex Experiences thread?

 

[auntiehill]

Wow. This is NOT what I thought this thread was going to be about.

I expected it to include discussions of Cialis or Viagra, and/or the immediate need for them

 

[TheGodBen]

This brings back bad memories of the time that Mr Tickle lost his arm during a game of hallway rugby when I was 6.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Oh is that all. I was worried when I saw the title that you were talking about a penis.

I love how blunt you are.

 

[gwud]

Oh is that all. I was worried when I saw the title that you were talking about a penis.

I love how blunt you are.

Which is pretty much how I expected to find the penis.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Oh is that all. I was worried when I saw the title that you were talking about a penis.

I love how blunt you are.

Which is pretty much how I expected to find the penis.

You filthy beast!

 

[gwud]

I love how blunt you are.

Which is pretty much how I expected to find the penis.

You filthy beast!

And that's what I thought killed it.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Don't worry, it happens to all guys at some point, except me.

Wait, what the hell is this topic about, anyway?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Which is pretty much how I expected to find the penis.

You filthy beast!

And that's what I thought killed it.

Another zinger!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Oh is that all. I was worried when I saw the title that you were talking about a penis.

Call me Mr. Innocent, but for once I didn't think about that when I saw the thread title.

Just call me Mr. Sad.

 

[RoJoHen]

Oh is that all. I was worried when I saw the title that you were talking about a penis.

Call me Mr. Innocent, but for once I didn't think about that when I saw the thread title.

Just call me Mr. Sad.

I had to convince myself that it wasn't about his penis before I opened it. The penis was too obvious.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Mr. Sad needs to do something so he can become Mr. Happy.

 

[gwud]

Sex or Pie?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Wrong thread.