Movies Caption Contest #258: The Undiscovered Contest!

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Chang: If any of you petaQs calls me "Captain von Trapp" one more time, I'll line my ship with your entrails.

 

[Hutchy01]

Chang: If any of you petaQs calls me "Captain von Trapp" one more time, I'll line my ship with your entrails.

Captain Von Chang: I told you so!

 

[Avro Arrow]

Valeris: I am SO SICK of Christmas leftovers!!

 

[Nebusj]

Kirk: ``I thought this was to be shirts versus skins.''
Chang: ``Yes, and we picked skins, and?''

Spock finally discovers the spot to press to make Kirk's arm move with realistic lifelike action!

Two cups flour (sifted), three eggs, dash vanilla, one quarter-cup warp core breach, half-cup milk, bake until a fork poked in the spacetime continuum comes out transmogrified by an alternate history.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CREWMAN: Damn and I thought Gordon Ramsay was a tough critic!

 

[JonnyQuest037]

Kirk: General Chang, this is my crew. The ones who hate me the most are standing the farthest away.

Kirk: Okay, so we'll set up our first shot right over there...
Spock: Bill... I'm sorry. I thought you got the memo. You're not directing this one.

Valeris: Word just came back from Starfleet: The ship's galley is not canon. >FZAP!!!<

 

[Avro Arrow]

Valeris was a certified member of the Janice Rand School of Coffee Heating.

 

[indycar]

Kirk: Alright guys.
Spock: Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Bones: Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Scotty: Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(They all stop.)
All three: Hello.

Kirk: We always say "Captain on the bridge." I wonder what happens if the bridge is on the captain. Now that I would like to see before I die.

Valeris (thinking): This pot could be the one who exposes me.

 

[Avro Arrow]

Kirk: Say, you there, how would you like to save up to 60% on your next hotel booking?
Spock: Not now, Jim.

 

[Leviathan]

A noble sacrifice, the pot was buried with full Starfleet honors.

 

[hux]

TFTW

Kirk: Remember when Klingons just had a tan and a funny moustache?

Spock: You mean back when you were slim?

Kirk: Your nerve pinch ain't what it used to be.

Valeris: I'm sick of fucking Plomeek soup. I want chicken.

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: Not now, Madeline!
Spock: That's Yeoman Rand.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Valeris: "What is this thing 'holiday' they speak of?"

Spock: "A ceremonial gathering to observe a person or event from the past."

Valeris: "Ah. And Thanksgiving?"

Spock: "An annual American holiday to celebrate when ancient North American settlers shared in abundance of stock with the indian people. It's quite harmless and I have found it to be an enjoyable evening of comradery and learning more about human interactions. The meal begins by carving a turkey."

Valeris: "There is one on the prep station and another in the pot."

Spock: "Exactly. Each will be seasoned differently to serve the tastes of the various crewmen."

Valeris: "That one?"

Spock: "Standard seasoning and stuffing."

Valeris: "And the one in the pot?"

Spock: "That one is being seasoned with pumpkin spi--"

PHIIIIISSSSS

 

[T'Girl]

Kirk: General Chang, this is my crew. The ones who hate me the most are standing the farthest away.

Chang: "And where is Mister Sulu?
Kirk: "On a another starship several light years from here."
Chang: "I see."

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[JonnyQuest037]

Chang: "And where is Mister Sulu?
Kirk: "On a another starship several light years from here."
Chang: "I see."

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Nice tag.

 

[shivkala]

Chang: Pleased to meet you, Captain. I am General Obviously the Villain Chang. A rather unfortunate name, I grant you, try not to read anything into it.

Captain: Lt., come here and confirm my suspicion. I felt something in my nose, I thought it was a booger, but it's snot. Do you agree?

Spock: A noble effort, Lt., but that is not what we meant about the chef being addicted to pot.

 

[Hutchy01]

Spock: A noble effort, Lt., but that is not what we meant about the chef being addicted to pot.

Crewman: If you've seen the size of him compared to TNG, we need to do something!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Chang: Captain, please don't ask me how a Klingon general wound up with a Human name, because even I don't know.

 

[Nebusj]

Chang: Captain, please don't ask me how a Klingon general wound up with a Human name, because even I don't know.

``Although it somehow helped me get a job teaching Spanish in this community college once.''

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

"Well, General, which of these men would you like to take home tonight? Spock here knows Vulcan Love Slave techniques..."

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"... and I want my milk warm"

"Bill, thats the camera operator - why not go for a nap?"

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"Everyone is a food critic. Well, at least I will just back away and not be so scared that i will carry a tray of stuff and be bothered so much by an Officer shooting a phaser that i turn around twice"