Movies Caption Contest #246: Well prepared

[tharpdevenport]

All we need now is an Ass-Rubbing Clone groopie goign to town on Troi.

 

[2takesfrakes]

... Barclay never looked so cool!

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Their first album Horta Tears rocked.

 

[Armored Saint]

DATA: We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Crimson Forcefield's live version of "Salamander Lover" was just too much for Troi.

 

[2takesfrakes]

 

[Armored Saint]

KIRK: Really, Mr. Adventure? You've been in the closet with her for only twelve minutes and you can't take anymore?
SCOTTY: Borgias frat, how the hell did he become a Starfleet officer?

 

[LeadHead]

Data: I'd like to announce that a new caption contest will (hopefully) start this weekend!

Musician: (thinking) Thank goodness! This is the longest wedding EVER!

 

[Triskelion]

Ha, good one Nerys Myk!

Troi: Nightbird!
Data: Security!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Data: I must inform all of you that the next crewman who requests "Freebird" will be immediately demoted.

 

[Nebusj]

Data: ``So you know, the photos for the next caption contest are these same three over again! Go wild! See you in November, props to all my fab caption peeps and peace out.'' [ Drops microphone. ]

 

[Nerys Myk]

Data: I must inform all of you that the next crewman who requests "Freebird" will be immediately demoted.

CREWMAN: Stairway!!!!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Data: "The bride has requested some of the old, romantic classics. So here's a little golden-oldie from 1997 called 'Smack My Bitch Up.'"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Data:
Tank you tank you, let's all get down, get funky. And now da lovely Lemon sisters gonna sing "I Can't Get No Satisfaction." Now let's hear it from da band, dey are all badass motherfuckers in their own right. Play dat funky musik, white boyce!

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: Hey, is it cold in here or is it Alaska? Must be cold, because it sure ain't Alaska!

 

[Armored Saint]

DATA:...and I said to her "Bitch please, do you really think the dude who made me with his own his face did not gave me a powerful gigantic schlong?"...

 

[Triskelion]

Would the owner of a white Prius-class shuttlecraft with the bumper sticker "My son is an honorable space cadet at Qonos Academy" please go to your craft. Your intermix ratio is emitting Tetryon particles. Thank you.

 

[Armored Saint]

DATA:...and I said to her "What do not you understand about individuality, my queen? The fact Locutus was a premature ejaculator does not mean I am. Ask to Nella Darren!

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Tired of being upstaged by the EMH-Mk. 2Pac, DJ Data vowed that today's urban musical poetry conflict would be his.

 

[Finn]

Data: I'd like to announce that a new caption contest will (hopefully) start this weekend!

Musician: (thinking) Thank goodness! This is the longest wedding EVER!

Data: If Zero-point-six-eight seconds is eternity for an android, imagine how this contest has been for me!