When an old Italian peplum or sword-and-sandal epic shows up on TV, I'll randomly ask someone, “Do you like movies about gladiators?” When the topic is drugs or drug smuggling, I'll try to work “Peppermint-flavored heroin!” into the conversation somewhere. And I use the classic catchphrases from Wayne's World whenever the opportunity presents itself: “She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine.” “We're not worthy! We're not worthy!” “Exqueeze me? Baking powder?” “She's a robo-babe. She's magically babealicious.” “Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt.” And, of course. . . SCHWING!