Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by John Picard, Jun 1, 2010.
As sidious618 likes to say, I'm the Tony DiNozzo of the real world.
"You boys like Mexico?"
Some I use....
"This aggression will not stand, man." - The Big Lebowski
"You gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?" - Tombstone
"Hey, I'm just helping her conceive, man." - The Big Lebowski
"Well, there it is." - Amadeus
I often catch myself saying, "But that is not this day."
not film, but TV: i will frequently say 'milky milky' when getting milk from the fridge.
or 'laaaaaard' when referring to lard.
filmwise, i do say i'll be back in a cod Austrian accent a fair bit... or 'no problemo'...
Oh, I should probably admit my sin here. I also say, "The line must be drawn here. This far and no further" when I'm at work and chewing out an employee for something stupid.
I quote The Big Lebowski like it's the bible. Seriously, it's probably easier for me to count the times I can't slip in a Dude reference.
^ The book of Duderonomy?
"Get to the chopper!"
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
"We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks... "
"Game over, man. Game over, what the fuck are we supposed to do now?"
"One does not simply [verb] into [noun] / There is evil there that does not sleep / A great eye, lidless; wreathed in flame."
"I am a swave and debonair aviator."
"I have not yet begun to fight!"
"Damn the torpedoes; full speed ahead!"
No doubt there are many others, but those are the ones that spring immediately to mind.
My family and I tend to work either A Christmas Story, or sometimes Monty Python and the Holy Grail references into many conversations. A Christmas Story is quoted year round, whenever it is appropriate.
if my mums using her sewing machine I'll sometimes say
"make it so"
or if my partners trying to make toast i'll normally say
nothing like the smell of napalm first thing in the morning
One I always want to use, and have to try hard not to in business meetings (back in the day when I still worked) is:
"You're telling me what you need, I'm telling you what we have to work with. I'm not making this stuff up." From Apollo 13.
Just this moorning, when I hd a brain fart moment I said to myself..."Brain, brain, what is brain?"
One more that I picked up from a movie (can't remember which one) that I use to comment on other people's driving :
"Are you trying to drive or are you using The Force?!?!"
I sometimes say "that wasn't such a chore, now was it?" to myself after accomplishing something.
"I say we nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." A paraphrase, but very useful in a lot of situations.
And of course, "Excellent", in a Mr. Burns voice.
Occassionally -- and I got someone else quoting it now:
"Fuck the fucking fuckers!"
They *always* fuck you at the drive thru!
My response to someone asking me to do just one more thing when I'm busy: "You know, I'd love to, but I've got a war to start, a wife to kill, and Guilder to blame for it. I'm swamped!"
For no real reason: "Why am I covereds in goo?"
I don't dress up for Halloween so when asked I say "I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else."
"Damn you, vile woman!"
"I know you are but what am I?"
"U-G-L-Y you aint got no alibi."
wouldn't be complete without this:
Really like using: "You ugly, you oogly."
"God damn it! I'd piss on spark plug if I thought it'd do any good."
Really I watch too many movies and too much TV, cause there are more.
I recently quoted Scarface (no, not that one) upon leaving the table after losing badly at Poker.
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