Movie Caption Contest: The Generation Game

[Candlelight]

I'm still not wishing to take over the mantle of leadership when it comes to these contests but the main thread still hasn't resurfaced and so I thought I'd start a new one.

Who one the old one? You all did, well done.

Now, your next victims:

(Please note, I've been out of the loop for these contests for quite a few months so if I'm showing identical photos / themes I apologise in advance).

 

[Candlelight]

"I vunce caught a Scotty dis big!"
"Easy lad..."

Data (thinking): Happens every fucking week when American Idol is on.

Picard: "Quick... Soren's coming... and- LET GO OF MY PENIS!"
Kirk: "Sorry, thought it was mine"

 

[inflatabledalek]

Checkov: And you're all caption contest winners!

Everyone: YAY!

Checkov: Except Scotty.

Scotty: Eh?

Redshirt on right: Hey guys, not sure if this is the right moment to ask, but how long has this station been here?

Kirk: So wait, if you've come out of the Nexus before you went into it, where is the original, younger you?

Picard: It's... err... it's a Quantum Leap style thing, I've entered myself.

Kirk: That doesn't work because I wasn't here but have still turned up so we have to have physically left the Nexus...

Picard: This is the plot hole you're picking on?!?!?!?!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: I'm getting too old for this shit!

KIRK: Tell me about it!

 

[shivkala]

Chekov: You know it vas the Russians zat inwented news reporters.

Data: If you do not keep quiet back there, I will turn this ship around!

Picard: Where's Leadhead?

Kirk: That wasn't him in the Nexus?

 

[Argus Skyhawk]

Scotty: Oh brother. That fish that got away gets bigger every time Chekov tells this story.

Data: Excuse me. I had Taco Bell for lunch.

 

[Kirby]

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Data: Well I guess the old adage is true, Betazeds are terrible drivers. And the left thruster has been on this whole time too...

 

[Triskelion]

Chekov: It vas a glorious climax! Two magnificent vhales glistening in the air and crashing down vith total abandon!

Scotty: But enough about my night with Uhura.

Riker: Get us out of here, Data!
Data: Activating Vin Diesel subprogram now, sir.

Picard: Do you think the crew knows about the secret Captain handshake?
Kirk: It depends. Has Spock visited this timeline yet?
Picard: I don't think so.
Kirk: Then no. Technically the Reverse Spocker hasn't even been invented yet.

 

[Kirby]

Kirk: You know that thing I said about don't get promoted, or anything that gets you out of the Captain's chair? One more thing... pizza. You need to have some pizza every now and then.

Picard: I may give that a try someday.

 

[Finn]

Kirk: *wheezing* ....and Spock ended up with Uhura? I would have never guessed!

 

[Mistral]

Chekov: "...and that's when I realized 10 B.C. had no mass communication."

Chorus(OS): "Jesus Christ, Superstar, who in the hell do you think you are?"

 

[Mistral]

Riker: "Data! What the hell?"

Data(thinking): "Maybe if I turn right..."

 

[Mistral]

Redshirt on right: Hey guys, not sure if this is the right moment to ask, but how long has this station been here?

Riker: "That's not a station, you idiot-that's The Toilet!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHEKOV: I vunce knew a Chief Engineer thees big!

SCOTT: Standing right here, lad.

 

[Nebusj]

``I dinna what ta tell ye lads, he's been like that e'er since we beamed him off the beach at Space Vladivostok.''

``DATA! How the heck did you even land us in the Candyland Molasses Swamp?!''

``Captain Kirk, you've got to hide me. I've been chased by hipsters all the way from Park Slope!''
``Let me at 'em!''

 

[T'Girl]

Redshirt on right:
"How about the fact that we're all being thrown to port, but Riker is being pushed to starboard?"

Data:
"Technically, that is a problem with stage direction and not a plot hole."

Redshirt on right:
"Okay ... then how about in scene twelve where ..."

 

[jazzstick]

Chekov insists on showing the newsfeeds how long his impacted bowel was!

The reason why Riker passed on all of his command offers!

Patrick: Hey Bill, you think we could get that sexy grip over there with the nice ass to show us her tits?

Bill: She'll have too, captain's orders!

 

[jazzstick]

Ok I couldn't resist resist this one:

My career was this big!

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

The next morning, Kirk and Picard both regretted the night they had spent together.

 

[T'Girl]

Shatner: "Damn it's hot out here, the way they're running us around I feel like I'm going to puke."

Stewart: "Definately filing a union grevance when we get back to LA."