Movie Caption Contest #98: Frustrations

[Alrik]

RU'AFO: "Yeah, well, if you had done as much blow as I have, your nose would look like this too."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Ru'afo: I'm sorry that my face disgusts you, but we Son'a have our foreskin removal from our upper head unlike you silly humans.

Spock: If I were human, I would say "I've tapped that fine black ass."

-or-

Spock: Indeed. Miss Uhura gave me the "bizness."

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Spock: Miss Uhura, I don't mean to alarm you but there is a remnant of my "baby gravy" on your uniform.

 

[Alrik]

Kirk (o.s.) "So. What d'ya think?"

Spock: "The look is not 'you', Jim."

Uhura: "I hope it takes another 80 years for Assless Chaps to catch on. I did NOT need to see that."

 

[Shatmandu]

Bad Comedian on-stage: "I mean seriously, am I right, folks? What woman on board this ship would have a vagina big enough to accomodate ol' double-dick there?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Dougherty: "Would you mind not giving away our evil plans, please?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Captain Sulu, visiting, flitting about in a feather boa, singing: "Chah-lee's ah new dah-LING! Ah Dah-LING! Ah Dah-LING! Chah-lee's ah new dah-LING! You know not what he'll doooooooooooooo ..."

 

[Alrik]

Picard: "Please Admiral, tell me you're really not that gullible."

Ru'afo: "No. He really is."

Picard: "What a tool."

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "As far as villains go, you've just passed the Pakleds, Mister."

 

[JB2005]

Ru'afo: Captain Picard I would like to return the Admiral Dougherty blow up doll you sold me...
Picard: Sorry return time's up...

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "We will go through this again until we properly split the bill. I had the veggie burger and fries, Uhura had the ..."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Ru'afo: Do you have to play Mozart during this discussion, captain?

 

[Captain Crow]

Ru'afo: Do you mind not playing with yourself while I'm talking to you.

Picard: Almost finished.

 

[Triskelion]

Spock: In the words of Johnny Cochran, if it does not fit, you must acquit.
Uhura: Never give the witness the evidence!

Ru'afo: He keeps claiming the belt buckle gives him magic powers.
Dougherty: It's my chick magnet.
Picard: Transporter room, one to beam into open space. Just lock onto the biggest source of nickel-plating in the room.

 

[cooleddie74]

RU'AFO:"Are you telling me there's not one drop of skin moisturizer left in this ENTIRE sector, Picard?!"

PICARD:"That's correct. I'm sorry."

RU'AFO:"You...and Starfleet...will pay for this."

 

[cooleddie74]

Attending Chekov's weekly lectures on Russian cultural superiority grew stale...fast.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Guys... you're all great!

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA:"Someone wake me up when this pointy-eared bastard is done with Page 1."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Look, on shore leave, one of you assholes charged three lobster dinners to my room ... Thank you, Mister Spock."
<Uhura turns, gives Spock stink eye.>

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: Need I remind you that logic...
Uhura: Say that word one more time, dear, and you'll be meditating on the couch tonight, if you catch my drift.
Spock: The ship is not listing, Commander Uhura. I don't understand why I would need to catch your-- oh, I'll shut up now.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"If you think my face looks great, Captain, you should see the wonders the surgeons did with the old nut sack."