Movie Caption Contest #97: God Complex
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Nimoy: "I told you guys we were shooting on Sound Stage 11. This is the Close Encounters remake! We're on the wrong production!"
SYBOK:"We seek...ONLY your infinite knowledge of obscure pop culture trivia!!!"
Shatner Motel
Shatners go in...they don't come out.(TM)
The four horsemen of the apocalypse: Pointy, Furry, Oldie and Fattie.
"I am being ignored this week... this far no further!"
"I don't think anyone heard you... maybe break some more ships?"
"...And AFV's $10,000 prize this week is... 'Fat man caught on a string while being hit by lightnight created by God who isn't really God but actually that guy that resembles that Admiral from The Best of Both Worlds, which I have to tell you is an amazing episode and far outshines anything done on Star Trek since'... sent into us by Tom and Mary Simpowitz of Shannon, North Dakota!"
< Audience claps >
McCoy: Hey, buddy. Ya mind closing that robe of yours. I don't really want to see the head of God, if ya catch my drift.
Kelly: Holy shit! He just smite the shat.
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McCoy: Holy Shatner!
Spock: Can you tell us whether Sybok is canon?
Spock: Can you tell us whether Sybok is canon?
GOD: Fuck canon!!!!! A pox on all who mention it!!!!!
Voice: "... this face suits you best, Captain Kirk. I... hold on a sec, I have to take this... Yes, this is the Big Giant Head speaking. Pay attention Solomon, I want more of that pizza culinary creation that you sent a sample of last time. Yes, 2 or maybe 3 million... You're sure they aren't fattening? Make it 4 million... Where was I Captain?"
McCoy: Are you God?
GOD: IT'S DOG, ACTUALLY. THAT'S BEEN A TYPO FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG?
GOD: IT'S THE SEVENTH DAY! MY DAY OF REST YA KNOW... JESUS CHRIST!
Christ: Dad?
GOD: I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU. I WAS JUST TAKIN' YOUR NAME IN VAIN AGAIN!
God: "Ok, Gold, Frankincense, Myrrh, traditional, boring yes, but traditional. But this T-Shirt Kirk, 'The Buck Stops Here', were you trying to be funny?"
Kirk: "I thought it would be cute."
Spock: "Not the easiest deity to shop for."
Picard: "First Abrams erases us from existence, and now this travesty of a caption contest. No more. The line must be drawn..."
Lily: "Heeyaah, I know. What the hell kind of French accent is that anyway?"
Picard: <thinking> Don't look at her cameltoe, Don't look at her cameltoe,Don't look at her cameltoe...
Lily: <thinking> Why won't he look at my cameltoe?
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