Movie Caption Contest #97: God Complex

[LeadHead]

The "Don't lie or God will strike you down" Post.

It is NOT a toupee!

Rocketman is a great song!

There are no Strings attached.

I do all my own stunts.

 

[cooleddie74]

SYBOK:"If that's God...

I demand a refund."

"Dammit, Lily...we have NO TIME to argue why the Jonathan Archer Enterprise from the 22nd century isn't in this case right now!!!"

McCOY:"DAMMIT, JIM...

I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK INTO THE ARK !!!"

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Glad I don't have some dumbass for a long-lost brother ..."

Spock: "Hey, look over there ..."
<When everyone, including God, looks to the right, Spock silently backs away, making his way through the rocks and begins jogging back to the shuttlecraft.>

 

[cooleddie74]

SYBOK:"Qual se tu?"

SPOCK:"Is it...is it you?"

McCOY:"Is this the voice of...of God?!"

KIRK:"Oh, come on...you can see the STRINGS."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: God's the guy who played the doctor on Battlestar: Galactica?

 

[Shatmandu]

Sybok: "Qual se tu?"
<Lightning strikes him in the face.>
God: "Oh, shit, sorry, sorry. The way you pronounced it, that means 'I fucked your sister' in Ferengi."

 

[trampledamage]

GIL GRISSOM (off-screen) And as this reconstruction clearly shows, the shooter cannot have been behind them up on the cliffs, the trajectory is all wrong.

 

[Shatmandu]

God: "Smart off again, and the next one goes up your dickhole."

Kirk, afterward: "I don't mind the lightning so much, but does he have to spin around and shoot it out of his ass?"

God: "Fat ball, corner pocket."

 

[Shatmandu]

God: "For the fan dance, you all must perish."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Lens Flare — You're doing it wrong.

 

[cooleddie74]

OLD GUY FROM BENJAMIN BUTTON: "...and there was the time the lightning hit me while I was at the center of the galaxy lookin' for God!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SYBOK:"Curious.

God didn't have a sombrero in the brochure!!"

 

[Shatmandu]

God: "McCoy, your dad has been a royal pain in the ass here since you killed him. For that, you will suffer ..."

God: "Sybok, someone in Heaven wants to speak to you."
Lucille Ball: "Say 'hi' to Little Ricky next family reunion, will you, Larry?"
Shatner: "Cut. This has gone off the rails ..."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

At the premiere of Star Trek V...

Kelley: "You still think these idiots could have made a convincing rock creature?"

Shatner: "Fuck off." <grumbles>

 

[BriGuy]

McCoy: I knew I shoulda listened to my mama. Here I am meetin' the all mighty and my underwear has a stain about a mile wide and a foot deep.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: No, leave the proton packs on the ship, he says.

Spock: "I blame myself."

Kirk: "So do I."

 

[BriGuy]

Super-mega-ultra-fantastic chest laser - FIRE!

When it came to how much money Paramount would let Shatner spend on the next Trek film, the studio kept him on a very short leash.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Say what you want...but this Sombreroprise?

Puts our ship to complete and total SHAME."

 

[cooleddie74]

Never hire a powerful entity from the center of the galaxy who doesn't use grounded wiring.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: ...then dickless over here stole my starship.
God: IS THIS TRUE?
McCoy: Yes, sir. It's true. This Vulcan has no dick.