Movie Caption Contest #96: Let's Pretend
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Picard: "Deanna can walk my plank any time she wants, dude."
<Riker fumbles, drops scroll over side of ship.>
Scotty: "My assistant here is hungry. I've heard legends of something called a 'buffet' in your century ..."
McCoy: "City."
Scotty: "... city, yes, city."
Picard: "Worf in wet pants shivers my timber, Numbah One."
Nichols: "What's your Asian friend doing to my chopper pilot?"
Scotty: "It's his way."
Riker: "Sir, remember when Geordi got promoted and we slipped Worf those elephant laxatives?"
Picard: "Oh, we had a good laugh, didn't we?"
Riker: "Yes, sir, but we just got the dry cleaning bill and you're not going to like it."
Nichols: "If you'll come this way, gentlemen, my harem awaits."
Scotty: "Sounds like fun but I don't think the Doctor, here, will be doing the girls any good, if you know what I mean."
In order to obtain the much needed plexiglass for the whale tank, Scotty challenged Dr. Nichols to a hairy palm contest.
Dr. Nichols: One day we will base starship engine rooms after these types of industrial complexes.
Scotty: Bite your tongue, laddie. Bite your tongue.
Picard: "Read off the crew assignments, Number One!"
Riker: "Yes, sir! LaForge-Engineering, Data-Helm, Crusher-Sickbay, Worf-Tactical, Troi-Captain's Cabin,-hey, wait a second!
PICARD:"I spy the White Whale!"
RIKER:"That's just Captain Scott, sir."
NICHOLS:"If you gentlemen will just follow me, I'll make sure you find some jackets and shoes that make you look a little less RAGING GAY."
Madeleine totally kicked ass at Simon Says.
Picard (off-camera): Not now, Madeline! Damnit! I've had it with you barging your way into the caption contests.
Picard: Number One, please prepare Madeline for a flogging.
Riker: Aye, sir.
Scotty: Shall we seal this deal with a man-on-man threesome, laddie?
Dr. Nichols: My office is this way.
Dr. McCoy, Dr. Nichols, and Scotty: NOT NOW, MADELINE!
NICHOLS:"Great job, Madeleine.
You just stepped on my pet ferret."
RIKER:"Oye! Oye! OYE!
Let the word go forth from this ship on this day...that Mister Worf's head looks like a fanny!!"
NICHOLS:"Yes, yes, yes. Of course I love what you do with your little finger while you're rubbing my sack, but......NOT NOW MADELINE!
RIKER:"It says, "By order of Star Fleet, the CMO, Ship's Counselor, and Captain are to perform a three way every Saturday night in the Captain's Ready Room."....WHAT THE HELL?!
Picard: "Tut, tut Numbah One. Orders are orders."
Scotty (off-camera): Computer. Hello, computer.
Dr. Nichols (off-camera): Ah, Dr. Scott, that's my penis not the computer. Not that I mind... NOT NOW, MADELINE!
Frakes: "It says that you and Shatner get most of the screen time and that I'm little more than a glorified extra in this movie. How the hell did that happen? I mean even Brent gets more to do than me."
Stewart: "Oh grow up. You don't hear Gates whining, now do you?"
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