Movie Caption Contest #96: Let's Pretend

[cooleddie74]

Madeleine finally gave up and quit the day she was the victim of Dr. Nichols' Floorpie Cushion.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

RIKER:"According to this placemat, we need to steer five degrees to our west in order to find where Long John Silver hid the stash of dubloons and Fish Sandwiches."

I love it!

 

[Alrik]

Picard: Mr. Riker, do you know what happened to my case of Jamaican rum?
Riker: <BURP!> What's that?

Riker: "And why's the rum always gone?"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Number One, as your superior officer, I'm ORDERING you to play a convincing Captain Barbossa to my Captain Jack Sparrow. Now, then, welcome to the Carribean, love!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

JACK: Um, that should be "The prisoner, Captain Jack Sparrow,".

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Dr. Nichols: Green light...yellow light...stoplight. (beat) Green light...

 

[Nerys Myk]

MADELINE: I push him overboard?

RIKER (under his breath) Not now Madeline!!!

 

[Candlelight]

Riker: "Apparently this successor to Windows XP is extremely good. We should look at implementing it"
Picard: "Very well, make it so. Make sure you attach it to the shield grid prior to our arrival at Veridian 3"

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "Hey, when you got Scotty out of the transporter, why did he think James T. Kirk had come to rescue him when he knew very well Kirk had died on the Enterprise-B?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "Hey, when you got Scotty out of the transporter, why did he think James T. Kirk had come to rescue him when he knew very well Kirk had died on the Enterprise-B?"

Riker: "I have here a list of top ten bad taste responses to that question. At number 10 - Alzh..."

Picard: "Don't go there Number One, Just... Don't... Go... There..."

 

[BriGuy]

I just wanted to say - all of you - your hair looks absolutely FABULOUS!

(check out IMDB for the 'actress.')

 

[Triskelion]

Riker: Ahem. Not now, Madeline!
Crusher: Don't call us, we'll call you. Next!
Picard: NOT NOW, MADELINE??!
<crew applauds>
Crusher: Wonderful Jean-Luc! Wonderful!

Might a transparent kilt be worth somethin' to ya laddie? An' if it's more to yer liking, the transparent tutu that my assistant is modeling?

Boss: Not now, Madeline!
McCoy: Uh, you're supposed to put the tights on first.

 

[Rat Boy]

Madeline: "I just want to tell you both good luck; we're all counting on you."

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "Keep the Urban Dictionary handy, Numbah One: we're entering the Port of Los Angeles."
Riker: "RED ALERT!"

 

[Mistral]

Picard: "Read the citation, Number One!"

Riker: "One cup of bread crumbs, half an onion, sliced fine, two-what the heck is this?!?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Stewart: "What the hell is wrong with Shatner, anyway?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: What's that, Number One?
Riker: A list of complaints and canon violations from the Trekbbs.
Picard: Burn it.

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: What does it say, Will?
Riker: It says that JJ finished the movie already and there's no holodeck scene.
Picard: Let's just wait a little longer, shall we.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Sir? Mister Gorpley's outside and says Larry and Balki have that thing you asked for. Shall I send them in?"

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"What did we win, Will?"

RIKER:"Another damn Treasure Hunt Scroll with cartoon stickers. I'm tellin' ya, we're wasting money on these LJS Kids' Meals."