Movie Caption Contest #92: Screening

[Triskelion]

Sorry Kim...it's just, Jimmy likes milk in his coffee and we're all out.

Data <whispering>: Query: Ribbed Trojans and a French Tickler...?

 

[cooleddie74]

DOOHAN:"Alright...where'd my last pair of powdered donuts go?

KIM?

NICK?!"

B'ETOR:"By the way, Captain...that time you visited us on the Homeworld?

I faked those cranial ridge orgasms."

 

[cooleddie74]

Even the highest ranking officeholders of the Federation itself couldn't turn down a good, solid GWAR concert film.

 

[Candlelight]

"How tall are you Captain?"
"Six foot nine inches"
"Lets go somewhere and talk about the nine inches"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SAREK: Next time, let me chose the stag film.

 

[Shatmandu]

Sarek: "Klingons are assholes."

 

[Triskelion]

^ LOL (one LOL of many for your captions, Shatmandu)

President Spot: I'm not sure how to respond to that pair.
Sarek: Lursa's or B'etor's?

 

[Nerys Myk]

M'Ullet: When do they start jumping up and down?

 

[Shatmandu]

^ LOL (one LOL of many for your captions, Shatmandu)

Hey, thanks.

Sarek reminded me of my Grandpa: old, sitting in a chair, watching TV, shouting out epithets.

Sarek: "Well, if I was with you two young ladies, it certainly wasn't for a blowjob. <Turns from side to side, looking at the males in the room, nodding.> Am I right, fellas?"

<Raises hand for high-five. Doesn't get it.>

 

[cooleddie74]

LURSA:"...and we won't release the Starfleet hostages until and UNLESS we receive Federation bailout money for our trilithium scheme!!"