Movie Caption Contest #89: I Love It When A Plan Comes Together

[cooleddie74]

COCHRANE:"Break another Jeep chassis, didya?


Morons."

 

[tharpdevenport]

COCHRANE: "That's not a ... 24th century dildo, is it?"

With his newly enhanced vision, Geordi could see Barkley's unusually enthusiastic response.

 

[Triskelion]

Barclay: Sir, we've fixed your dingus. Now we'll take a look at the doohickey but the whatsit won't be in till Tuesday.
Cochrane: Get it fixed, don't fiddle with the faddle.
Geordi: You know we have actual working parts I could just beam down. With actual names.
Cochrane: That's enough out of you, Mister Cool!

 

[cooleddie74]

COCHRANE:"If you can't fix my Schwinn, guys...piss off so I can get nice and wasted."

 

[Candlelight]

"Geordi, can you use your eyes on this instead of a tricorder for some reason?"
"Yeah sure... no it looks fine, you'll just need to add some technobabble on it first, which I'm sure you're aware of but I only mention it to prove I'm the chief engineer"
"Doctor Cochrane, I'm a big fan who would normally be very restrained after years on TNG but for the purposes of this movie I'm going to be obnoxious"
"That's alright, I'm a hero but because people find pain and suffering more apleasing I'm actually a pathetic drunk concerned about money which probably doesn't mean much after a nuclear war rather than an intelligent rocket scientist like I should be"

 

[Captain Crow]

SCOTTY:"Gimme some wee skin, Homeboy! We keepin' it real...no temporal frontin'!"

INNERCARL: Is carl spock gonna have to choke a fat honkey?

KIRK:"Don't get me started. Or I'll smack yo asses with my ring hand."

Sulu: Bitch please. You about as "gangsta" as your hair is real. Oh, my.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Cochrane: "John Crichton and Marty McFly? What are you doing here?" (He looks at their faces.) "Oh."

 

[cooleddie74]

COCHRANE:"That'll do, Pig Face."

 

[Alrik]

COCHRANE:"WHAT??? YOU MELTED DOWN MY ENTIRE PENNY COLLECTION TO MAKE THAT??? You are so going to pay, dick head."

 

[Candlelight]

Cochrane was less than pleased when Barclay produced an 'authentic' foot-long meatball sub circa 2009.

 

[Alrik]

McCoy: "I can't believe I missed it Mr Scott. So you're sayin'.."

Scott: "Aye ye quack. It wasn't a we bit o' shore leave after all. Turns out I have E.D."

Kirk: "So that's where my little blue pills have gone."

Sulu: "Like they'd do you any good."