Movie Caption Contest #89: I Love It When A Plan Comes Together

[Rat Boy]

Who's that then? I dunno; must be a new caption contest. First, let's tend to...

For the picture of Bones wondering if he got into the right line of work, our winner is...

McCoy: I told ya all those years ago that space was disease and danger. Now do ya fuckin' believe me!

And for transitioning into our next caption contest, our winner is...

"What part of 'enough of your jibber-jabber' don't you get, fool?"

Congratulations to our winners and here are our totals:

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 41
Candlelight (Hall of Fame) 38
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 30
Gertch (Hall of Fame) 24
Shatmandu (Hall of Fame) 22
The Laughing Vulcan (Hall of Fame) 20
Outpost4 16
Turd Ferguson 14
Triskelion 14
Diesel Micky Dolenz 12
Nebusj 11
scottydog 11
middyseafort 11
EliyahuQeoni 10
BriGuy 9
zephramc 9
DS9Sega 9
Kegek 8
cultcross 7
Tharpdevenport 7
John_Picard 6
Atavachron 6
Herkimer Jitty 6
LeadHead 6
SciFi75 5
Finn 5
The Cutest of Borg 5
CaptainJon 4
Haggis and Tatties 4
Skywalker 4
NCC-1701 4
Defcon 4
Kirby 4
jptrekker 4
Bad Atom 4
Alrik 4
Sisu 3
David_Leese 3
archerguy1701 3
Starpaul20 3
ancient 3
chancellorjake 3
Peach Wookie 3
SeerSGB 3
J. Allen 2
Arthur Frelling Dent 2
Lloyd_Dobbler 2
nil_jones 2
OphaClyde 2
Gagarin 2
casey 2
Redshirts Widow 2
Cky 2
Mistral 2
cardinal biggles 1
Vasquez Rocks 1
Valin 1
Nathan_Heller 1
Guartho 1
Alyssa 1
A beaker full of death 1
rmkwebdesign 1
Starlock 1
Admiral Garak 1
Broccoli 1
Mister.Woof 1
The Squire of Gothos 1
A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees 1
battrekker 1
DrBob 1
Sector7 1
USS Mariner 1
hmbnimbus 1
S'Kai 1
H F Mudd 1
dukesman 1
Fire 1
Super Grover 1
Johnnyracefan 1
SciFi75 1
jongredic 1
BriGuy 1
26138 1
Toban Kal 1
trilbymonkey 1
Will 1
Captain Mike 1
Civil Shadow 1
Piper 1
T'Boggan 1
captain crow 1

For our first picture this week, we have McCoy wondering if everything he's gone through was just an elaborate April Fool's joke. Second, we have Dwight Schultz thinking that this two minute cameo was still better than putting up with ten hours of Dirk Benedict's verbal abuse on the set of The A-Team. Happy captioning:

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Thanks for the bailout, but you forgot to beam my pants up from the prison."

Scotty: "Who do ye think you are, getting so uppity at us after we just saved your arse?"

Cochrane: "Uh oh. I sense A-Team related Photoshops in the offing. Watch your back, Geordi."

La Forge: "Shut up, fool!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "The more they over-think the plumbin', the easier it is to stop up the drain."
McCoy: "Kinda like your colon, eh, fatboy?"

Cochran: "Great. The blind leading the stupid ..."

Scotty: "Nice outfit."
McCoy: "Could be worse: I could look like Little Lord Fauntlerovitch over there."
Chekov: "Hey, vatch your fucking mouth, you fucking hillbilly."

 

[Triskelion]

Scotty: Shrinkage, laddie?
Sulu: Mm-hm.

Barclay: Hey Cochran! We found <snicker> your <snicker> plasma infuser matrix <cough> bong.

 

[Shatmandu]

Barclay: "I watched you pee. I can see why the black lady likes you."

 

[Gertch]

Geordi: "Did you want this covered with a smooth or ribbed skin?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Barclay: "*tee-hee* Dr. Cochrane smells like tinkle."

 

[Mistral]

Geordi: "We can't seem to figure out what's wrong with this inducer."

Barclay: "Could you help us, Dr. Cochrane?"

"Cochrane: "It's bent, you dumbasses!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

COCHRANE: I hope that didn't come off my still.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy/Spock: "To walk around in a kilt without any underwear is not logical."

Scotty: "Where does this doofus get off saying stuff like that?"

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"Consider this one a freebie, lad.

I don't fish computer and engine components out of rectums for NOTHIN'. After all, you're the bloody doctor!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: Aye, its best ye not mention Chekov's collar.

 

[Alrik]

KIRK: "Bones. They're assless chaps. You have them on backwards. Besides, I'll bet it will take at least eighty years for the fashion to catch on."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Can you two finish your Chinese finger cuff contest LATER, for crying out loud?!?

We have a mission to perform, idiots!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

COCHRANE:"Great. About damn time you started building my whiskey still, moron."

 

[Nerys Myk]

COCHRANE: Not sure, check with my administrative assistant. She's right behind you.

 

[John Picard]

COCHRANE: I hope that didn't come off my still.

DAMN YOU!

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "I always knew you were bugshit crazy. Now you've got an excuse."

 

[Nerys Myk]

COCHRANE: I hope that didn't come off my still.

DAMN YOU!

I come from a long line of Tennessee bootleggers.

 

[Rat Boy]

Cochrane: "That's great, but we're trying to bootleg movies."