Movie Caption Contest #86: Who's The More Foolish?

[cooleddie74]

Christmas morning for Han was ALWAYS a juvenile romp.

 

[Triskelion]

Emperor: Walmart's having a sale on Armour-All.
Vader: I am there.

Of course, day after warranty of cane expires....

Ani: Forsooth, when thou art truly in love, like a space mongoose shrieking a mating call -
Padme: Oh Ani - tell me about the rodentia of Tatooine again!

McGregor: Scene's over, Liam.
Neeson: The scene is never over, Ewan.

 

[cooleddie74]

EMPEROR:"I sense a disturbance in the Force. Something dreadful has happened, Lord Vader."

VADER:"Sorry, my Master.

That was me. Still trying to get used to the new bowels."

In spite of his 900-plus years, even Yoda was unprepared for the sight of a tramp stamp on Luke's back during his Force exercises.

 

[cooleddie74]

One would think with over 5,000 men's rooms on the Death Star, a guy could find a stall that wasn't occupied.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Will you show me your boobies?

(sniff) And I never got to see her boobies

 

[Candlelight]

"I could accidentally kill him now master and save the galaxy a lot of pain and suffering"
"But Darth Maul nossa on dis planet?"
"I didn't mean him"

"Can you touch it?"
"Anakin no!"
"Please? Just a little?"
"Anakin-"
"Just a small go"
"Alright, but I keep telling you I'm no good on Nintendo"

"Shut up or I'll throw you down that shaft"

"I have sat on myself"

"Away put the vacuum cleaner!"

What Jared Fogle really looks like after eating Subway.

 

[Rat Boy]

Yoda: "Hard to judge captions for this picture, it will be."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PALPATINE: Ever notice how much those kids look like Obi-wan?

 

[Rat Boy]

Vader: "Uh, Master, what happened to the other bridge?"

Palpatine: "Shush!"

 

[S'kai]

Jabba the Horta: The last round of genetic enhancements have been a big improvement for me. Klingons -- not so good.

 

[Rat Boy]

It took ten years for Anakin to figure out how lame that angel line was.

 

[Maurice]

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The hillllllllllls are aliiiive
With the sound of muuuuusic!
​

 

[Rat Boy]

Han Solo accidentally walks in on Vader while he's naked in his cocoon thing.

 

[Nerys Myk]

JABBA: The last andoid to serve my tea cold, wound up as a hood ornament

 

[SeerSGB]

Anakin: Completely?
Padme: Ye-up.
Anakin: So you and the handmaidens?
Padme: ooooh yeah
Anakin:...uh...can I watch?

 

[cooleddie74]

ANAKIN:"Wow.

We're up pretty high, aren't we? I might get dizzy."

PADME:"My skirt goes even higher. And you can get even dizzier. If you play your Jedi cards right."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Didya hear that, guys????

SOMEONE ACTUALLLY PAID TO SEE K-19: THE WIDOWMAKER IN A MOVIE THEATER!!!"

 

[Candlelight]

"Finally I believe got the hang of this skateboard I haaaavvvvveee-aaaahhhhhhh!!!!"

 

[Alrik]

PALPATINE: "Lord Vader, is it done?"

VADER: "Yes, my master."

PALPATINE: "Good, good. Just as I have foreseen it."

VADER: "Yes my master.....and I saved a ton on my TIE Fighter insurance."

 

[Alrik]

Anakin: "Padme, there is something I should tell you."

Padme: "I know Anakin. Jedi aren't supposed to date."

Anakin: "Its not really that so much as..."

Padme: "Go on, what is it Ani?"

Anakin: "Have you ever heard of a Prince Albert?"