Movie Caption Contest #86: Who's The More Foolish?

[cooleddie74]

OBI-WAN:"I say we beat him to death with a heavy rock or log right now, Master.

The light side of the Force and Jedi Code be damned."

"Sorry about last night, Padme.

I hope the stains come out of your sheets.

And your mom's dress."

EMPEROR:"You're fortunate, Lord Vader.

I just let a REAL doozy rip. Cleared out the entire command deck!"

JABBA(in Huttese): "WHO took over the Star Trek franchise?


Seriously?!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Jabba (in Huttese): <<This is a Star Trek contest yet they post without batting an eyelash.>>

 

[Alrik]

Thanks so much for the win.

Obi Wan: "Master. I thought the scans indicated intelligent life on this planet."

Anakin: "Look, I'm really sorry. Nothing like that has ever happened to me before."
Padme: "It's okay Ani. It can happen to anyone."
Anakin: "Well for starters, maybe you could quit calling me Ani. It sounds so wimpy. Makes the ol' Light Saber go limp...if you know what I mean."

Vader: "Yes my Master.As you wish. Next time I will tie you down and call you bitch."

"I FIRED FIRST, DAMN IT!"

"Interesting, that tongue is Jar Jar. Use it with skill, you dooooooo."

Jabba: "I had no idea she would look like that in a bikini. This will drive the fan boys crazy for years to come."

Bib: "I'll say."

 

[Mistral]

Jabba: "I'm bored. Let's go eat some children."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Emperor: Something... something... dark side.

 

[Mistral]

"Yoda moved to Dagobah so the truth about his meth addiction wouldn't get out. However, this photo, taken by a anonymous papparazzi known only as 'LS', was leaked to the press and his days as the Head of the Jedi Council were numbered." -excerpt from Jedi Weekly's Yoda Commemorative edition.

 

[Mistral]

Natalie: "All the critics said your acting style was 'wooden', Christian, but seeing you here on the TrekBBS I realize the truth-you're a Vulcan!"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Let's see you act normal when someone's hand up your ass there is."

 

[Rat Boy]

Yoda: "How ice get in jungle?"

 

[Alrik]

Spock's golden years.

 

[John Picard]

This here's a tale for all the fellas
Try to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down cause you're over zealous
Play hard to get an females get jealous
Ok smartie, go to a party
Girls are stancin the crowd is showin body
A chick walks by you wish you could sex her
But you're standin on the wall like you was Poindexter
Next days function, high class luncheon
Food is served and you're stone cold munchin'
Music comes on, people start to dance
But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walkin, guys start gawkin'
Sits down next to you and starts talkin'
Says she wanna dance cus she likes the groove
So come on fatso and just bust a move..

 

[Alrik]

Meessa lookin' for JJ. Hear he's makin bomb bad Star Trek movie. Meessa want in.

Christensen: "Do you think that by casting Pine as a hip young Kirk will make people think less of my portrayal of Anakin?"

Portman: "Um, that ship sailed long before he was ever cast."

"I thought Star Ships were supposed to be built in space."

"My Corvette he crashed? NOOOO. For this, get him I will."

Jabba: "Ya think JJ has something with this new movie?"

Bib: "Couldn't be any more of a let down than The Phantom Menace."

 

[LeadHead]

Ah, The Star Wars films, what were their Names Again?

Star Wars Episode I: What Were We Thinking???!!!

Star Wars Episode II: Shouldn't She Be Much Older Than Him??!!

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of The Nerds Part IV

Star Wars Episode IV: Who Says That Mark Hamill Is the Real Star?

Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Needs a Bailout

Star Wars Episode VI: If You've Been Sitting Here The Whole Time, You Probably Look Like THIS Now.

 

[Nerys Myk]

HARDEE THE HUTT: This is another fine mess you've gotten us into!

 

[Rat Boy]

And yet somehow he can bounce around like a jackrabbit while fighting a Sith lord.

 

[SeerSGB]

Anakin: So you know, you could....
Padme: No, Anakin, I've already told you not even a handie. We're going to save it for marriage.
Anakin: If I don't get some soon, I"m going to throw myself into a lava pit.

Palpatine: Not even a handie? Man that's cold dude...what...what's that, there 500 meters to port? What the hell?! Fuck you stripey bag!

 

[Rat Boy]

Harrison Ford learns the hard way not to tell April Fool's jokes about NASCAR.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Jabba the Hutt (Huttese): <<If it worked for Valeri Bertinelli, then it will work for me. NOW GET JENNY ON THE PHONE!>>

 

[John Picard]

Jabba the Hutt (Huttese): <<Michael Phelps brings us the best shit for the Bong.>>

 

[Rat Boy]

Yoda found that lightsaber he lost years ago.