Movie Caption Contest #84: Planets Forbidden

[cooleddie74]

BARTENDER: "Great.


Another Ring Wraith.


THOSE HOBBIT BASTARDS ARE HIDING UNDER THE POOL TABLE!!!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Bib Fortuna (in Huttese): <<She's asking for the three-breasted cat lady.>>

Jabba the Hutt (in Huttese): <<I will not give up my favorite decoration!>>

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Catlin Dar: This is not the dyke you are looking for... move along.
Everyone else: This is not the dyke we are looking for... move along.

Gangster: If you loved me, you'd need nothing more on that side.
Picard: I won't play the sap for you.
Lily: What in the HELL kind of noir fantasy is this!?

Supervisor: I'm sorry but you'll have to leave this caption contest.

Grignak: Contest not Forbidden. Photoshop me... NOOOO!

 

[Nerys Myk]

They knew Star Trek V had died at the box office when Death showed up.

 

[Mistral]

"I'm looking for the humanoid who vaporized Liberty Valance..."

Brilliant!

 

[Mistral]

Picard: "Finally! My date and I have been waiting for hours to get into this damn caption contest! I gave you twenty bucks yesterday! What, did Ratboy raise the, ah,"tip" again?"

(And that's how you get a win-not with funny, but with serious a**kissing!)

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "Barney the Testicles, I'd like you to meet Lily the Cavernous Vagina."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

You!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
Wow!
At the gay bar

Now Tell me do ya?, but do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar

I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
Wow!

You're a superstar, at the gay bar
You're a superstar, at the gay bar
Yeah! you're a superstar, yeah at the gay bar
You're a superstar, at the gay bar
Superstar
Super, super, superstar!.

Lily: "This is one of your fantasies?"
Picard: "Yes, quite invigorating."
Lily: "You are a guy right? Where's all the sex?"
Picard: "In the future we've evolved..."
Lily: "Yeah right, that's what they all say. All your problems could be solved with a little blue pill."

Grignak: "Friend listen, deodorant you name, price I name... thoughts second having. Deodorant you have for free, shower recommended."

 

[Triskelion]

There are times, Mr Testicles, when I envy you.

Why should I know which fish are biting?

 

[Rat Boy]

Coffeeshop supervisor: "They need you at table eight."

Grignak: "Break lunch I am on!"

Betty the Bartender: "Careful with that one. Last time someone in a robe came in here, he lopped off the arm of one of my best customers."

Picard: "So, how did you get your nickname."

Barney the Testicles: "*whisper*, *whisper* Nicky the Nose, *whisper*, *whisper*, glory hole."

Picard: "Dear God, you poor man."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Is Happy Hour over yet?

I just finished unleashing Sith darkness all over the Republic...and I am beat."

LILY:"THIS is your idea of fun?"

PICARD:"In the 24th century we no longer have donkey shows."

GRIGNAK:"Lint trap?

What is mean...lint trap?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"I'm looking for a cat woman with three breasts and Captain Biggles of Space Patrol.

They here?"

 

[Candlelight]

Death was about to leave when he spotted Captain Flashheart, Beethoven and that guy from Hellboy watching the dancing cat lady.

Moments later, Death sought out William Shatner and killed him for making a stupid movie.

"I'm looking for Sally the Vulva. Have you seen her?"
"No"
"What about Nicky the Labia?"
"Na"
"Katie the Rectum? Margaret the Feltch? What happened to all the nice girls?"

"Body part you name, orifice I name, otherwise happy time no"

 

[T'Boggan]

"Say did my Cat come in here... oh shit you gave her Tequila!"

Picard; " Do you know The woman behind me has her finger up my ass"

Vic; " No, but if you start I'll join in on the refrain"

Third Assistant Director; " Your Make up is sensational!"

Actor; "Whaddaya mean makeup?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"You guys got a ladies' room?

Or a slop bucket that isn't full to the brim yet?"

DIXON HILL:"It was the Maltese Dinner Jacket, Sal...the stuff bad fashion is made of."

GRIGNAK:"NO!!!

Cover charge I paid!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"My name is Zed.

I see you knew I was coming. Someone's already brought out The Gimp."

 

[NathanielM]

Picard: My name is BOND... James BOND!

Black lady: BULLSHIT HONKY... you know its Pierce Brosnan whose Bond. Shieet...

GRIGNAK: Well Whip it out Sulu, i'll do a good job...

 

[NathanielM]

The Romulan Ambassador was surprised when she stared at the Kitty Porn Bar around her.

Romulan Ambassador: <Muttering under hood> DAMN!

 

[Candlelight]

"Blue vest not allowed, IS ST PATRICKS DAY FORBIDDEN!!!"

 

[NathanielM]

Carl Spock and Diamond Jim Kirk and their new Spock disciple defector of twentieth century Earth discuss a way to get dem whale bitches back to there ride.