Movie Caption Contest #80: Don't Look Now

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Damn shame."

SCOTTY:"Aye. He would have been a great tertiary, undeveloped background officer."

 

[Shatmandu]

Rand: "If only my bun had been higher. <sob>"

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"Permission to point and laugh, Admiral?"

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER:"Watch closely, Doctor.

The Slurm advertising satellite should be appearing shortly."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in my quarters, eating a tuna melt."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"It's over, Janice.

You can turn and look now. He's stopped soiling the transport pad."

 

[Alrik]

Rand: "What if I just hit the Reset Button?"

Kirk: "That would never work."

Rand: "Yeah right, whatever. Have you ever WATCHED this show?"

 

[Mistral]

Riker: "How long has he had that thing stuck to his eye?"

Geordi: "Since just after dinner, I think."

Deanna: "Hey, its not my fault! I've never even heard of that 'Crazy Glue' stuff before!"

 

[Gertch]

"Ooookay Will, you can drop em and stand in front of my super microscope now."

 

[Alrik]

Cromwell: "I don't need this to spot the plot holes in Generations, they practically jump out and smack you upside the head. Now that you're in charge, try not to make the same mistakes with this one, ok Jon."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Shatner's tendency for cutting others' lines went a tad too far on the set of Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

 

[Candlelight]

"You enjoying the servicing you're getting under the desk there Scotty?"
"Oh aye, this is great. Pity Rand can't enjoy it"
"Oh I'm enjoying this in my own special way"

The extended edition of TMP included many unexpected character moments.

 

[Triskelion]

That's it...now rub the decon gel on the Vulcan...

Scotty: I shoulda removed 'er from duty when she transport'd only half me mouth Captain. Somewhere out there is an energy being gettin' themselves a highland hummerrrrrrrrrrr.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: Couldn't ye just have waited till the contract was up?

KIRK: Just make it look like it was Rand's fault.