Movie Caption Contest #80: Don't Look Now

[SantaEddie74]

COCHRANE:"Funny.

Since when does the Sea of Tranquility have a Costco's?"

 

[Maurice]

Poor Grace Lee just couldn't stomach any more ham.

 

[Santa Kang]

RAND: Uh, maybe I'll just go get you some coffee or something

 

[Candlelight]

"Should I reset-"
"Yeah"

 

[Mistral]

Kirk: "And he didn't even have on a red shirt. Huh."

Scotty: "You'd think on a multi-million dollar effort like this Costuming could ha' got it right!"

 

[Mistral]

Scotty: "McCoy was right! They are green on the inside!"

 

[Sky]

Cochrane: "Hey! I can see Russia from here!"

 

[Candlelight]

"Looks like Mrs Johansen at 42 Labelia Avenue is wearing the pink nightie tonight"

 

[Guartho]

Riker How much longer is this going to take?

LaForge I'm not going up in that thing with a near-sighted pilot.

Dr. Crusher Ok, now which is better... this? or this?

 

[Triskelion]

Cut! What happened to the regular pizza midget??

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "There goes me bonus. Thanks a lot, lass."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "So sad."
Scotty: "Aye."
<All four turn and begin to Twitter about their feelings on the event.>

Kirk: "Same thing happened to Xon."

 

[Triskelion]

I'm right here lassie, I won't be beamin' in without pants again! Tell her, Captain!
Once bitten, Mr Scott. Once bitten.

 

[Shatmandu]

Sonak was unfamiliar with the old saying, "Never beam to the Enterprise when Oprah is on."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Cochrane: Ohhh...
Troi: What do you see, Doctor?
Cochrane: Your anus.

Scotty: Damnit, Lassie. I told you not to beam up Uhura's fat ass... yah'll clogged the transporter every time.

Kirk: Clean-up on the transporter pad. Clean-up on the transporter pad.

 

[Rat Boy]

Shameless self-promotion time:

Cochrane: "Hey, look. Rat Boy's released another story."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Cochrane: Romper, bomper, stomper boo. Tell me, tell me, tell me, do. Magic mirror, tell me today. Have all my friends had fun at play?

I can see Will and Deanna, Geordi and Reginald, and all you boys and girls out there.

 

[SantaEddie74]

SCOTTY:"Mop-n-Glo, Admiral?"

KIRK:"Screw it. You're going to need TURPENTINE and a lead shield to clean that up."

 

[SantaEddie74]

COCHRANE:"I gotta play it safe with this thing from now on.

Long story. Suffice it to say...someone's wife and a restraining order are involved."

 

[Candlelight]

"What y'all lookin' at- JEE-SUS! Sucks to be that guy"