Movie Caption Contest #75: Dead Men Tell No Tales

[Kirby]

O'Neill: Can we call this one the Enterprise?

 

[cooleddie74]

Malcolm McDowell money shots were hard to come by.

For good reason.

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"Decomposition vas a Russian inwention."

KIRK:"Shut the hell up, pinko."

 

[Candlelight]

The unseen climax of The Wrath of Khan: The Cannibal Version.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Richard Dean Anderson: These Stargate spin-offs just get worse and worse.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "The blond can stay; the rest of you jokers have to go."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Sulu: "I like a man who knows how to handle a staff weapon."

 

[Gertch]

Jack: "Did I just wet myself? What - what?"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Well, shit. I could have just stolen a shuttlecraft and saved myself a fuckload of trouble."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Kirk: "The blond can stay; the rest of you jokers have to go."

Sulu: "Admiral, let's not be hasty."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Imagine the bacteria."

 

[Rat Boy]

Unfortunately, as Khan found out, soft Corinthian leather does shrink in water.

 

[Candlelight]

"I'll take the blonde on the right. Sulu?"
"I will take the one with long hair"
"That's very ambigious"
"What's your point?"

 

[Drob]

<panel starts beeping>

Soran: "PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean? "