Movie Caption Contest #75: Dead Men Tell No Tales

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: *sniff* "I thought we clean out all of the burned redshirts."

 

[SeerSGB]

2008 Tween in the theater Audience: Dude, they totally ripped that off from Family Guy!!

 

[Jptrekker]

Not a caption, but I think the one REO Speedwagon groupie is cupping Ricardo's tit.

She's proving to herself that it isn't a rubber chest.

Stoner Augment Chick on the Right: "Oh yeah, they're real, and they're FANTASTIC!"

Khan: "Smiles Everybody, Smiles!"

tourism at Fantasy Island plummeted during Mr. Roarke's later years.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Spock's plomeek diet put a damper on the crew's hot tub parties.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: You green-blooded hobgoblin, there may be a "P" in Spock but there's no "P" in the pool!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Damn shame it wasn't you, Pavel."

CHEKOV:"Excuse me, sir?"

KIRK:"Nothing."

 

[cooleddie74]

"The afterlife isn't 72 virgins...but shit.

I'll take it!!"

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: Doctor, what's this Vulcan doing in my soup?
McCoy: The nipple-fondle.
Scott: <hits a sour note>
Saavik: I hope that's a Baby Ruth.
Spock: Lt Saavik, hope is an emotion.
McCoy: This reminds me, I've got some Risean fungal cultures to throw out.
Chekov: Since vhen do they make Baby Ruth vith corn....

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirstie Saavik: "I see you're Jewish."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Is that a hair dryer falling down towards me?"

*ZAP*

Kirk: "As I was saying...we are assembled here today to give thanks to our honored dead."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Yes.

I did urinate in here."

 

[cooleddie74]

Whitesnake album covers had their tasteful limits, even in the anything-goes '80s.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: It should've been you, Pavel. It should have been you.
Chekov: What?!
Everyone else: Yeah, Pavel. It should have been you.

-or-

Chekov: Death was a Russian inwention.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KHAN: I've got to get that lock fixed!

The "Wrath of Khan" is filmed before a live studio audience

 

[Rat Boy]

Khan: "Knock next time!"

Sulu: "Oh, my!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

O'NEILL: Uh, I don't think this is Colorado.

 

[Triskelion]

Carter: Sir, we've got the plots downloaded and ready for study.
O'Neill: What's the name of the next place Daniel?
Daniel: P23-457, a ship named the Andromeda Ascendant.
O'Neill: Doesn't sound very promising.
Danile: I thought our mission was to bring back useful plots wherever we could get them.
Teal'c: Daniel Jackson is correct Colonel O'Neill. We will just have to endure.
O'Neill: Alright let's mount up. Where's the DHD?
Carter: Sir, this is just a hot tub. The Stargate is in the shuttle bay.

 

[DBR]

I'm only 35? Holy shit! Where am!? Was it the drugs??? Kirk....Picard...In the same movie???? What time is it? What is happening, why is it so hot here?

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Ham soup?

I thought that was my speciality."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Is it too late to sue for unpaid CLOCKWORK residuals?

*Sighs*

Probably.

DAMMIT."