Movie Caption Contest #74: He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"Welcome aboard, Admiral!

I kept your seat all nice, moist and warm for you!"

 

[cooleddie74]

The First Annual Meeting of the Bobby Goldsboro Fan Club's Beta Quadrant Chapter was very poorly attended, leading to the cancellation of the second meeting.

 

[Nerys Myk]

UHURA: Why it's...

CHEKOV: Mister...

SULU: Yummy!

 

[Kirby]

"Less filling!"

"Tastes great!"


And just like it's predecessor, a new Federation/Romulan war begins

 

[scottydog]

Romulan: "We were doused with white glue and made to roll over Rubik's cube pieces by Captain Sulu."

Picard, offscreen: "Um, that wasn't white glue."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Romulan: Et tu Brute?

 

[DBR]

"Commander Sun'Alor'dana'tal, when Captain Picard arrives, point the lights at us so we can show those Federation Bastards what a discoball uniform looks like!

 

[Alrik]

"Welcome to the finest dining in town. My waitstaff and I are here to fullfill all of your needs."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Tan Booty-Pajama Night" on the Enterprise was a rousing success.

"Tan booty-pajamas?

I...am afraid I don't understand Earth terminology. What...what does that even mean?"

 

[Outpost4]

The Enterprise was caught in a space/time loop centered on Studio 54 in 1979.

Unfortunately, so were the Romulans.

 

[Rat Boy]

Suran: "You bet the entire imperial treasury on the New York Giants?!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Mark my words, Praetor!!

Cross-the-chest belts and straps WILL come back into style one day...and soon!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA:"Welcome back, sir! We all missed you!

And we wanted to make you feel at home by draping the captain's chair in velour, ham and blinky jewel buttons!"

"This war will be a stain on our posterity for generations to come.


Unless it all goes in our favor and we win...in which case, I get first dibs on the biggest statue in San Francisco!!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Romulan: Preator Shinzon, now that you've taken power, we'd like to request that the barbers and hairstylist be executed for giving us all these stupid rice-bowl hairdos.