Movie Caption Contest #74: He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Turbolift doors open. Norm Petersen walks in.

Norm: "Hey everybody."

Everyone: "NORM!"

Romulan: "Ah smeg, the batteries in my disco suit ran down again."

 

[Piper]

Standing at the back, John hoped no one would notice he wasn't wearing the right uniform.

Having run out space on his website, the owner of millionpoundgallery.com began to look further afield for advertising opportunities.

 

[LeadHead]

The crew was all smiles when Kirk came to the Bridge, no one wanting to admit that they had all been hoping Decker would stay Captain.

What do you mean "Why am I wearing a 200 year old uniform?" This thing is Brand New!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Romulan: Badges?! We don't need no stinkin' badges.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

The crew eagerly awaited the return of Mr. Spock and his famous two-character puppet shows.

Suran: "... besides, he always smells of bacon! ... He's standing behind me, isn't he?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Uhura: Admiral, you grew a 'fro too! Or is that a dead tribble on your head?
Chekov and Sulu: <snicker>

 

[Nerys Myk]

Romulan engineers were never able to solve the pixelation problem on the personal cloaking devices.

 

[M'Sharak]

Gladys Knight and the Pips.

SULU: (snicker) Hey, Pavel, he called you a pip.
CHEKOV: Shut up. I know where y-
CREWMAN #2: Sirs! Camera.

 

[Alrik]

Sulu: "Ahhhh......beans-n-beer."

Chekov: <snerk>

Whiteshirt: <cough..gag> eewwww!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Romulan: The new Preator? Didn't you guys see? The man was being groped by a Remen! And, did you notice his eyes? He has crazy eyes. He's a lunatic! We are going into war with the Federation being led by a lunatic!

(beat)

He isn't behind me is he?

 

[Gertch]

None thought much about it when Kirk and Spock gave each other a friendly hug hello, well almost no one.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Uhura: "Why do they even do these caption contests anyways? Bunch of losers if you as-.... they're right behind their keyboards, aren't they?"

Suran: "Do we have to wear the new uniforms? I feel like the wallpaper at a Starbucks."

 

[Gertch]

You could smell the anticipation of Carl Spock's visit to the bridge. In fact some wanted munchies already.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Chekov: Hikaru, smells like fish... <snicker>
Sulu: <scoff> Yeah, guess someone didn't sonic shower this morning.
Crewman behind Sulu: And it smells like sausages and ham back here. Guess someone didn't sonic shower afterwards, huh?

Romulan in foreground: Ah....
Romulans in back: Oh, god... what died in here?
Romulan in FG: Sorry, I had something the humans call Chili for lunch.

 

[26138]

Kirk (offscreen): Why Sulu, you look ravishing in that new uniform!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Sulu discovered he could use the viewscreen to check out his own ass.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Romulan: "These uniforms aren't just decorative. Each square marks an erogenous zone on a Romulan body...

Yeah, Exactly."

 

[Triskelion]

Thanks for the win Rat Boy!

Laugh if you must. But an entire platoon of Romulan soldiers were the ones laughing after the Mexican bathhouse offensive.

Crewman #1: Week three.
Crewman #2: Think the captain or first officer will catch on anytime soon?
Chekov: Who's vearing the assless chaps today? I couldn't because of my wenereal vart.
Sulu: I polished until you could see your face in both cheeks. Care to look?
Uhura: Stuff it, turkeys. Here they come.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

With the Atari™ finally installed on the main viewer, the refitted Enterprise was finally ready for launch.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

While the majority of the crew remained dubious, Mr. Sulu warmed up to Captain Decker VERY quickly.

"What is the meaning of this? First, we agree to help you overthrow the Senate. Then, you bring the Enterprise here? Are you trying to bore us to death?"