Movie Caption Contest #74: He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?

[Rat Boy]

Mev'Yap! It's time for another caption contest. First, great honor must be bestowed upon...

For our picture of a Klingon crew pretending not to notice that General Chang's junk is sticking out, our winner is:

K'nag: Sir, leering at my body is creating a hostile work environment. I don't think this is the kind of hostility Kahless had in mind.

And for Worf's gorch attracting Riker's attention like a bug lamp, our winner is...

Worf: "Crusher made me do nude jumping jacks. I was then groped and licked before being excused."

Riker: "So what? The McCoy procedure has been required for decades."

Worf: "But it wasn't Beverly Crusher. It was Wesley."

And finally, the obvious winner of the Photoshop award:

CHANG: For the last time, my name is not "Blofeld"!

Congratulations again to the winners here are our updated totals:

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 36
Candlelight (Hall of Fame) 31
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 25
Gertch (Hall of Fame) 21
The Laughing Vulcan 17
Shatmandu 16
Outpost4 15
Triskelion 13
Turd Ferguson 12
Nebusj 11
scottydog 11
Diesel Micky Dolenz 10
EliyahuQeoni 10
BriGuy 9
Kegek 8
cultcross 7
zephramac 7
middyseafort 7
DS9Sega 7
Tharpdevenport 6
Atavachron 6
Herkimer Jitty 6
LeadHead 6
John_Picard 5
SciFi75 5
Finn 5
CaptainJon 4
Haggis and Tatties 4
Skywalker 4
The Cutest of Borg 4
NCC-1701 4
Defcon 4
Kirby 4
Sisu 3
David_Leese 3
archerguy1701 3
Starpaul20 3
ancient 3
chancellorjake 3
jptrekker 3
Bad Atom 3
Peach Wookie 3
J. Allen 2
Arthur Frelling Dent 2
SeerSGB 2
Lloyd_Dobbler 2
nil_jones 2
OphaClyde 2
Gagarin 2
casey 2
Redshirts Widow 2
Cky 2
Mistral 2
cardinal biggles 1
Vasquez Rocks 1
Valin 1
Nathan_Heller 1
Guartho 1
Alyssa 1
A beaker full of death 1
rmkwebdesign 1
Starlock 1
Admiral Garak 1
Broccoli 1
Mister.Woof 1
The Squire of Gothos 1
A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees 1
battrekker 1
DrBob 1
Sector7 1
USS Mariner 1
hmbnimbus 1
S'Kai 1
H F Mudd 1
dukesman 1
Fire 1
Super Grover 1
Johnnyracefan 1
SciFi75 1
jongredic 1
Alrik 1
BriGuy 1


This week, be careful what you say about other people, especially if they're right behind you. First is one of Uhura gossiping about Sulu's "evening" activities and the second is one of a Romulan commander criticizing the wardrobe of senators. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Uhura: "Thank God we're all back together. Now if only we can get rid of that douchebag Chekov...he's right behind me, isn't he?"

Suran: "Tal'Aura? Run the empire? Are you out of your...she's right behind me, isn't she?"

 

[John Picard]

The crew eagerly waited to see if Kirk could tell that they all urinated in the punch.

Who would have guessed that the Romulans all urinated in a bottle of Romulan Ale and presented it to Captain Picard.

 

[scottydog]

A favorite Klingon holodeck game is "Romulan Bowling Pins."

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu was the only one who "appreciated" the cut of the new uniforms."

Suran: "You honestly expect us to go out in public dressed like this?"

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Chekov: It vas fun writing vords in Uhura's hair while she slept.

Sulu: I had more fun with her in other ways, if you know what I mean, Pavel...

Queer Eye for the Romulan Guy didn't work out so well.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Everyone tried to ignore the fact that Captain Decker had arrived without his pants. Well, almost everyone.

SURAN: If I get a hold on the idiot who hired a Ferengi to design our uniforms....

 

[Alrik]

Suran was very please with himself due to the fact that he was able to pass a SBD while making his presentation, although the other Senators were less than impressed.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Uhura: You're taking command... whatcha talkin' about, Jimmy?

Romulan: I miss my huge shoulder pads.

 

[Alrik]

Under their breath...

Chekov:"Vood you take a look at dat ass???"

Sulu:"Are you kidding. Look at HIS package...(AHEM) Welcome aboard Captain Dicker (hard blink) Decker."

SURAN: "What kind of simple minded, moronic, bottom feeding, backward assed, dim witted group would vote to hold a pajama party in the Senate Hall.........they're right behind me, aren't they?"

 

[cooleddie74]

Chekov always promised Uhura he'd get her back for the infamous 'KICK ME' sign incident of their first five-year mission...

"Praetor Shinzon has given us explicit orders NOT to be three-dimensional, developed background characters of any interest to the audience!

Now GET TO IT!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"Look at dat butt."

HISPANIC CREWMAN:"Yep. The Admiral must be working out!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Uhura's assless chaps were a big hit.

 

[Outpost4]

"Welcome to the Scrabble tournament."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Our uniforms are padded and ribbed...

for our own pleasure."

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"So...there WASN'T a celebratory slice of chocolate cake in Uhura's chair?"

CHEKOV: (*Whistles innocently*)

 

[Alrik]

Chekov: "Hey Sulu....is she vearing your cockring?"

Sulu: "Shhhhh."

 

[Mistral]

"We must have stood here too long. Some madman has glued mosaic tiles all over us!"

 

[Mistral]

The Enterprise First Annual Slumber party was a great success. And Kirk made quite a splash in his pink teddy.

 

[Outpost4]

Gladys Knight and the Pips.