Movie Caption Contest #68: It's a Perfect Time to Panic!

[Drob]

RSI, tendonitis? Insist on OSHA approved consoles!

-or-

Vaaargh! my dik hand!

Spock on a roller coaster!

 

[Outpost4]

In space, you can't give a blow job, no matter how hard you try.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

"But I thought doing it only made you blind!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Chekov: "Damn you, Lee Cole!"

 

[SeerSGB]

Carl Spock: The Bitches!

Chekov Learned the hard way that fisting a horny Horta was a extremely bad idea.

OR

Route the warp power through the ship...ROUTE THE WARP POWER THROUGH THE SHIP!...you mofos I was just trying to set the DVR!

 

[cooleddie74]

"THE POST-OP TRANNIES !!!"

Tip for future Starfleet bridge crews:

NEVER give any responsibility to a Russian who doesn't know better than to stick his hand in a lit oven to see if his cookies are done.

 

[Shatmandu]

For fun, Robert Wise would occasionally pipe Nichelle Nichols singing into Nimoy's helmet.

 

[Shatmandu]

On the "Future Wall", Nimoy gets an early glimpse of the film's reviews.

 

[Outpost4]

You really know it's a bad one when you are grossed out by your own fart.

 

[Shatmandu]

When salary lists get left around a film set.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Admiral Cooleddie did not win anything in this round?

ILLOGICAL."