Movie Caption Contest #67: Sorry About the Mess

[Rat Boy]

What are you looking at? It's been a big week all around the joint and today will only get bigger. Be sure to join us late this morning at the Trek XI Caption Contest where we'll be kickin' it with screen caps from the HD trailer that drops in a few hours. In the mean time, back in old Movie land, let's first look after...

For the first picture of the critter Mrs. David Bowie had to pull off of Captain Kirk, our winner is:

Kirk and McCoy were surprised to discover Nick Nolte had also been sentenced to Rura Penthe.

Now I can't stop looking at him without seeing Nick Nolte. Weird. Next, for the picture where the crew watch a color remake of Nosferatu, our winner is:

Deanna: "Look, you wake me before I put my make-up on and this is what you get."

Next, we have the Photoshop award and while we had quite a few entries, but this one caused horrific flashbacks to the most dreaded sound known to humanity: Fran Drescher's laughter. Our first-time winner is:

DATA: It would appear you are correct, Captain, I have activated my emotion chip and The Nanny still is not funny.

PICARD: Indeed, Data. But I do get the feeling I have seen that butler before.

Congratulations to the winners and here's our updated scoreboard:

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 32
Candlelight (Hall of Fame) 30
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 23
Gertch 19
The Laughing Vulcan 16
Outpost4 15
Shatmandu 14
Turd Ferguson 11
Triskelion 10
Diesel Micky Dolenz 10
Nebusj 10
scottydog 10
BriGuy 9
EliyahuQeoni 9
Kegek 8
cultcross 7
zephramac 7
middyseafort 7
DS9Sega 7
Tharpdevenport 6
John_Picard 5
SciFi75 5
CaptainJon 4
Haggis and Tatties 4
Skywalker 4
The Cutest of Borg 4
NCC-1701 4
Defcon 4
Kirby 4
LeadHead 4
Finn 4
Atavachron 4
Herkimer Jitty 4
Sisu 3
David_Leese 3
archerguy1701 3
Starpaul20 3
ancient 3
chancellorjake 3
jptrekker 3
Bad Atom 3
Peach Wookie 3
J. Allen 2
Arthur Frelling Dent 2
SeerSGB 2
Lloyd_Dobbler 2
nil_jones 2
OphaClyde 2
Gagarin 2
cardinal biggles 1
Vasquez Rocks 1
Valin 1
Nathan_Heller 1
Guartho 1
Alyssa 1
A beaker full of death 1
rmkwebdesign 1
Starlock 1
Redshirts Widow 1
Admiral Garak 1
Broccoli 1
Mister.Woof 1
The Squire of Gothos 1
A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees 1
battrekker 1
DrBob 1
Sector7 1
USS Mariner 1
hmbnimbus 1
S'Kai 1
H F Mudd 1
dukesman 1
Fire 1
Super Grover 1
Johnnyracefan 1
Mistral 1
SciFi75 1
jongredic 1
casey 1

This week, we focus on what happens when stuff blows up, where the poor set decorators have to trash something that they took hours to build. But, that's what you get with bigger budgets, or in the case of the last photo, that's what you get when you plan on never using that particular bridge set ever again. For this contest, both shots are from the same movie separated by seventy-eight years. Our first picture shows Scotty wondering how he'll get back the twenty credits Kirk owed him. The second features Picard and Riker dreading who'll design the new ship after Deanna ran over Andrew Probert in a previous contest. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "I ain't cleanin' this shit up."

Picard: "Do you get the feeling we forgot something?"

Riker: "No sir."

Troi (muffled): "Hello? I'm still trapped under the helm."

Picard: "Did you hear something, Number One?"

Riker: "Nope."

Picard: "Good. Picard to Farragut; two to beam up."

 

[jgdst]

Scotty: I see a little sil-hou-ette-o of a man
Harriman & Chekov: SCARAMOUCHE, SCARAMOUHCE, will you do the fandango?

Riker: So... what did you think of the film?
Picard: Total ARSE.

Chekov: He's been like that for 4 days...
Scotty: Seriously? SIMON PEGG?!

 

[scottydog]

Scotty: "I dunno know how we'll determine which of us has been injected with giraffe DNA."

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Scotty to Harriman: Laddie, what do you mean your friend Ferris backed your dad's Ferrari shuttlecraft out of here trying to crack the odometer back? That didna work before when I tried it!

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Captain...Captain Kirk is dead!"

Harriman: "Is he going to be all right?"

Chekov: "Don't vorry about it. The vay he's going, he'll forget about it in a veek or two."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Chekov: "Vhat happened here?"

Scotty: "Stray fire from the Trek XI forum, laddie."

Harriman: "My god... the destruction... it's horrible."

Picard: "You are so fired."

 

[Candlelight]

Alright, he breaks 30! I'm catching you Nerys!

At this point in the movie, all the nostril-fetishists suddenly fainted.

"You... you broke my letter K... and my F is slightly bent as well..."
"Don't worry, plenty more letters left in the alphabet"

 

[The Cutest of Borg]

Chekov: "My God! Was anyone in here?"
Scotty: "Just the plot, lad."

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"Poor lad.

And he still owed me fifty credits...the BASTARD!!!"

RIKER:"Swiffer, sir?"

PICARD:"Make it two."

 

[cooleddie74]

HARRIMAN:"NO... WAY.

You're NOT gonna pin this shit on me!!"

 

[Candlelight]

"Chekov, it looks like Harriman was killed in here as well"
"I'm right here"
"I know, I can't see him anywhere"
"I'm right HERE"
"I'll have to tell his family. He was so looking forward to leading this ship on it's first mission"
"I'M RIGHT HERE!!"
"Truly a loss"
"SCREW YOU ALL!"

 

[cooleddie74]

HARRIMAN:"You know the worst part?

The INSURANCE won't arrive until Tuesday, either."

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"On the bright side, this will be your big chance to rev up that Grenthaman waterhopper on the bridge the way you always wanted."

 

[Candlelight]

"For 12 years I've asked for 'tea, earl grey, hot', with no variation. Today I asked for 'mocha-latte, extra frothy' and the damn thing shit itself"

 

[Kirby]

Captain Cameron Frye: Whoa! My dad is really gonna be pissed this time!

 

[Gertch]

Scotty: "Whoa. I've never been inside Captain Kirk's ego before."

"Impressive search light Number 1. I never thought of screwing a 300 watt bulb into Data's ass."

 

[Candlelight]

"Be on the lookout for the giant Cylon, he could be anywhere"

 

[26138]

Scotty: Well what d'ya know, the nacelles are blue!

 

[Mistral]

Chekov: "Boshie moi!

Harriman: "Those are the biggest tits I've ever seen!"

Scotty: "Aye, laddie, and they belong to a lady named Pam Anderson. I'd heard about them but..."