Movie Caption Contest #63: Ladies Night

[Rat Boy]

Grab the fire extinguishers, it's time for another contest. First, as always, let me reveal...

First, for the picture of Scotty wondering if he'll be the butt of a lot of caption contest jokes, the winner is...

"Why do I get the feeling that in years to come people will be studying this day and make lots of microwave jokes"

Next, for the picture showing just how on the ball Troi is, our winner is...

"Captain, I'm sensing something. I believe the Praetor is feeling anger toward us."

Finally, for the picture concerning the exaggerated reports of my demise, the "winner" is...

Spock: "Was that really necessary, Captain?"

Kirk: "Necessary? Probably not, but I bet his replacement picks a better picture for the next caption contest!"

And the Photoshop winner:

Archer: "Heh heh, the TrekBBS always cracks me up."

Lastly, the special Multi-Picture Caption, so special this time that there isn't even a caption:

Congratulations to the winners and here's the updated tally:

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 31
Year of Hell (Hall of Fame) 28
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 23
Gertch 18
The Laughing Vulcan 15
Shatmandu 14
Outpost4 14
Turd Ferguson 11
Triskelion 10
scottydog 9
Nebusj 9
BriGuy 9
EliyahuQeoni 9
Diesel Micky Dolenz 9
Kegek 8
cultcross 7
zephramac 7
middyseafort 7
DS9Sega 6
Tharpdevenport 6
John_Picard 5
SciFi75 5
CaptainJon 4
Haggis and Tatties 4
Skywalker 4
The Cutest of Borg 4
NCC-1701 4
Defcon 4
Kirby 4
LeadHead 4
Finn 4
Atavachron 4
Sisu 3
David_Leese 3
archerguy1701 3
Starpaul20 3
ancient 3
chancellorjake 3
jptrekker 3
Bad Atom 3
Herkimer Jitty 3
J. Allen 2
Arthur Frelling Dent 2
SeerSGB 2
Lloyd_Dobbler 2
Peach Wookie 2
nil_jones 2
OphaClyde 2
Gagarin 2
cardinal biggles 1
Vasquez Rocks 1
Valin 1
Nathan_Heller 1
Guartho 1
Alyssa 1
A beaker full of death 1
rmkwebdesign 1
Starlock 1
Redshirts Widow 1
Admiral Garak 1
Broccoli 1
Mister.Woof 1
The Squire of Gothos 1
A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees 1
battrekker 1
DrBob 1
Sector7 1
USS Mariner 1
hmbnimbus 1
S'Kai 1
H F Mudd 1
dukesman 1
Fire 1
Super Grover 1
Johnnyracefan 1
Mistral 1
SciFi75 1

This week's devoted to...THE WOMEN! First, we have Uhura, apparently trying to keep the Mirror Sulu's hands off her yet again. Second, we again spotlight Troi and the moment that sealed her in Trek infamy. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Nichols: "Sorry, Bill; if George didn't invite you to the wedding, then you ain't gettin' in."

Troi: "Wait, wait. There's a reverse gear?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

"Nyota has a gun...Nyota has a gun...her whole world's come undone..."

A Betazoid counselor. A CONN. No good can come from this.

 

[Triskelion]

You feel lucky, punk? Well do ya??
Now do me! Do me!
Peace or...UTTER DESTRUCTION...it's up to you.
Now do Bones!
What am I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor! Wah wah wah!

 

[Rat Boy]

As the years went by, Nichelle Nichols had to be a little more forceful to get people to listen to her Martin Luther King, Jr. story.

 

[Outpost4]

"Do you want to see how Spock became bifurcated, Mr. Adventure?"

 

[Outpost4]

"I'm feeling nothing from this console."

 

[Plecostomus]

*internal dialog*
"If that damn kid can fly it so can I... can't be that hard after all... now which one of these damn buttons is the brakes..."

 

[cooleddie74]

"What the F&@# did I tell you about layin' a finger on my BUTTERFINGER, White Boy?!

Into the closet."

 

[cooleddie74]

At last...the infamous and much-discussed Katey Sagal cameo deleted from GENERATIONS is reincorporated into the latest DVD and Blu Ray edit of the film.

 

[Candlelight]

"That's right Jodie Foster, now get in the closet"

"Should I hit the planet or not hit the planet... ah well, you only crash the Enterprise once"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Uhura: "Into the closet, Sulu!"

Sulu: "But I just got out."

 

[cooleddie74]

"BACK in the closet, Mr. Cruise."

"I knew I should have invited my mother aboard for this mission."

 

[Rat Boy]

Nichols: "I want to speak with Mr. Abrams and no I don't have an appointment."

 

[Outpost4]

"Get in the closet, Sully."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Well, that's a bit of an overreaction, don't you think? Vaporizing oneself? Just because I crashed ONE test shuttle into Spacedock doesn't mean I'm going to crash the ship into a freaking planet. Sheesh. Some people are just melodramatic."

 

[Nerys Myk]

"I screwed up, didn't I?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Now take off the uniform. Slowly."

 

[Finn]

WWWD- What would Wesley do?

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Can we try parallel parking? I'm really good at that."