Movie Caption Contest #62: Explosive Results

[nil_jones]

Even with the pyrotechnics, the Enterprise Keyboard Quintet failed to impress.

Scotty: Damnit, lads! Who put the tinfoil the microwave again?

Spock: Captain, it is illogical to plug so many christmas lights into one....

BOOM

Kirk: NOW he tells me.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Inappropriate places to call for the Kool-Aid Man...

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Sulu - how long have you had the right directional on?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Oh no."

Kirk: "Oh no!"

Kool-Aid Man: "OH YEAH!"

 

[Peach Wookiee]

^lol!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Captain, I'm sensing something. I believe the Praetor is feeling anger toward us."

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty never told Kirk, but a split-second before Khan's phaser fire hit the Enterprise, Peter Preston's fart-lighting got out of hand.

Not a caption, but notice that everyone is reacting to the explosion but Takei, who stares blankly at the viewscreen.

 

[Rat Boy]

Not a caption, but notice that everyone is reacting to the explosion but Takei, who stares blankly at the viewscreen.

Even the extra in the back is flinching. Of course, George could just be pissing his pants.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Get that idiot Scotty up here. Normal lighting's fine, but the red bulbs take four times the current? What the hell!"

Spock: "One might also question the dynamite acting as a fuse..."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Spock: "Jim, the explosion is a viversion, adn the Sulu at helm nothing more than a dummy; the real Sulu is attempting to enter you from behind."

 

[Shatmandu]

Director: "Cut, cut. There's something wrong with the animatronic Sulu; it's not moving ..."

 

[SantaEddie74]

Making Ted Nugent assistant chief of engineering was a HUGE mistake. Allowing flaming antimatter arrows aboard as tools? Even bigger.

KIRK:"Damn Radio Shack parts..."

WORF:"TODAY is a good day to get first-degree burns from pyrotechnics!!!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Scotty: "I told ye lads not to smoke while we were filling up the tank!"

Kirk: "Bourbon and beans. An explosive combination."

The live fireworks show was to be held outside the ship next year.

 

[SantaEddie74]

Michael Bay's STAR TREK

Coming to an IMAX near you next summer!

"Did someone order a Flaming Moe?"

DATA:"Things just got worse, Captain.

The Bluetooth hookup to the consoles just went down!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Since it looked like they were about to die, Data decided to go out happy. He quickly whipped it out, remembered that night with Yar, and went to town.

 

[cultcross]

Due to a scheduling conflict that day, Michael Dorn's head was photoshopped in later.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Thanks for another win!

Kirk: Bones was right. Romulan Ale and Carne Asada Fries are an explosive combination!

Data: Counselor Troi's blow dryer has once again shorted our circuits.
Picard: Damnit, Counselor!

 

[Candlelight]

During the battle, Kirk & Spock stopped to look for a contact lens.

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Borgas frat! I just had that painted!"

 

[Plecostomus]

Scotty: PUSH HARDER LAD! YE GOTTA STUFF IT AL BACK IN 'EH TUBE STUFF IS EXPENSIVE DON'T WASTE ANY OF IT!