Movie Caption Contest #62: Explosive Results

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Scotty: Borgas frat! There goes another senseless midget extra death at the far end of a forced perspective set!

-or-

Scotty: Should let down the blast shield before I tried to reroute the ship's transporter toilets...

 

[S'kai]

Forget it guys !! Close the doors !! Skywalker and Solo are NOT gonna make it back here !!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Scotty: Oh, shit! Umm... guess I picked the wrong day to wear white.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Preston: What is this new devilry?

Scotty: A Balrog. A demon of the ancient world. This foe is beyond any of you.... Run lads!

 

[jgdst]

Scotty: Did you put that potato in the microwave with the foil wrapper still on?!

Troi: Bloody foil wrappers.

Saavik: By the way, Khan said you need to take the foil wrapper off that pota...
Kirk: KHAAAAAAAAAAN!

 

[Amaris]

Scotty's attempt to artificially inseminate Courtney Love failed. Again.

Picard: "I told them not to activate those damn twinkle lights."

Kirk's electric girdle couldn'a handle it, nae morrr.



J.

 

[Shatmandu]

Variations on a theme ...

Scotty never told Kirk, but one second before Khan's phasers hit, Peter Preston left the spoon in his spaghettios and put them in the microwave.

 

[Triskelion]

In the din of the explosion no one could hear Scotty's EVA suit's automatic waste vaporizer unit click on.

Troi: No Captain, you needn't wonder how she managed to blow up the bridge this time, because it wasn't me! You either Will!
Worf (muttering): I bet it was her a little bit.
Data (absently): Mm-hm.

Spock: I told Chekov to never mix Mentos with warp plasma, Jim.

 

[Candlelight]

"Why do I get the feeling that in years to come people will be studying this day and make lots of microwave jokes"

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"NO!!!

I bloody told ye lads...don't add the fabric softener yet!!!"

DATA:"Sensors indicate the plot is about to get exponentially stupider and more confusing as the climax approaches...recommend evasive maneuvers!!"

SAAVIK:"Starfleet regulations clearly state...NO Tijuana Firecrackers or Guadalajara Bottle Rockets on the bridge of a starship."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"I told ye lads the two billion candle spotlight was too bright! Maybe ye'll listen to Scotty next time."

"Look, I understand the situation looks dire at the moment, but it could be worse. I mean, just imagine if a photon torpedo came through the viewscreen. Shit. I'd feel sorry for the poor bastard Branson."

"Dr. McCoy, have you recently consumed a bowl of your famous recipe beans, perchance?"

 

[cooleddie74]

Yet another totally senseless and avoidable Glow Stik accident.

"LADIES AND HUMANOID MALES...

KISS!!!!!!"

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk has a senior moment and accidentally sets off the auto destruct sequence.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Another accident at the Orbit Gum research lab.

"Smashing!"

 

[Mistral]

Spock: "Was that really necessary, Captain?"

Kirk: "Necessary? Probably not, but I bet his replacement picks a better picture for the next caption contest!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Archer: "Heh heh, the TrekBBS always cracks me up."

 

[cooleddie74]

The tragic Hibachi Accident of 2285 cost several of Starfleet's finest and ruined shipboard cookouts for an entire generation of up and coming officers.

 

[cooleddie74]

Apparently, there are some things Shep Pettibone COULDN'T do at the controls of a remixing board.

 

[Candlelight]

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

 

[Candlelight]

Sulu was happy that this week's contest didn't directly have gay connotations to him.

And then HE GOT ROGERED.