Movie Caption Contest #62: Explosive Results

[Rat Boy]

No need to wig out, because it's time for another caption contest. First, as always, we turn our attention to:

For the picture of Decker hoping like hell Ilia didn't come aboard to slap him with a paternity suit, our winner is:

DECKER:"Ilia and I go way back, sir.

In fact, I was her first.

Which...explains why she took an oath of celibacy."

And for the picture of Picard wondering why Anij looks like some historical figure, the winner (and first to make the comparison) is:

Right before the wedding cermony of Riker and Troi in Alaska, Picard takes time to interact with the Maverick MK II holographic museum program for the Arctic National Oil Refuge. The program is also known as the Palin.

And finally, the Photoshop winner, who had a nice canvas to work with:

Kirk: "Is there a Problem Lt.?"
Decker: " It would seem the Lt. is the victim of one of Mr. Chekov's April Fools jokes, Captian"
Chekov: (off screen) Snicker, snicker.

Congratulations to the winners and here are our updated totals:

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 31
Year of Hell (Hall of Fame) 27
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 23
Gertch 18
The Laughing Vulcan 15
Shatmandu 14
Outpost4 14
Turd Ferguson 10
Triskelion 10
scottydog 9
Nebusj 9
BriGuy 9
EliyahuQeoni 9
Diesel Micky Dolenz 9
Kegek 8
cultcross 7
zephramac 7
middyseafort 7
DS9Sega 6
Tharpdevenport 6
John_Picard 5
SciFi75 5
CaptainJon 4
Haggis and Tatties 4
Skywalker 4
The Cutest of Borg 4
NCC-1701 4
Defcon 4
Kirby 4
LeadHead 4
Finn 4
Atavachron 4
Sisu 3
David_Leese 3
archerguy1701 3
Starpaul20 3
ancient 3
chancellorjake 3
jptrekker 3
Bad Atom 3
J. Allen 2
Arthur Frelling Dent 2
SeerSGB 2
Lloyd_Dobbler 2
Peach Wookie 2
nil_jones 2
OphaClyde 2
Gagarin 2
Herkimer Jitty 2
cardinal biggles 1
Vasquez Rocks 1
Valin 1
Nathan_Heller 1
Guartho 1
Alyssa 1
A beaker full of death 1
rmkwebdesign 1
Starlock 1
Redshirts Widow 1
Admiral Garak 1
Broccoli 1
Mister.Woof 1
The Squire of Gothos 1
A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees 1
battrekker 1
DrBob 1
Sector7 1
USS Mariner 1
hmbnimbus 1
S'Kai 1
H F Mudd 1
dukesman 1
Fire 1
Super Grover 1
Johnnyracefan 1

This week, we return once more to the fun world of pyrotechnics, which Trek movies use quite liberally even though the sets are made out of wood. First, we have Scotty watchin' the trainees a run and presumably his nephew Peter somewhere in all that getting barbecued. Second, while it's fair to question her driving skills, you can't knock Counselor Troi's reflexes, as you'll note she's the only one bothering to notice that the bridge is on fire. Finally, we have a bonus picture; I was having trouble choosing between this and the Scotty one, so I did both. It's apparently of Shatner trying to help ignite one of the pyros. Have at:

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Hey, wait, my laundry's in there!"

Troi: "Uh, Captain?"

Picard: "Not now!"

Nimoy: "Bill, what the hell did you eat?"

 

[scottydog]

"The LHC generates collisions at energies no higher than those of many cosmic rays that bombard the upper atmosphere. So if there WERE a threat to Earth due to such high-energy collisions, we'd have experienced it long ago already."

 

[scottydog]

Nimoy: "Bill, what the hell did you eat?"

...and in this same vein....

Kirk: "Who... does... number 2 ... work for?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Khan: "This for all that shit Chekov put me through!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Scotty: "Captain, could you see yer way tae puttin' the wee tribble back on yer head? Yer givin' ma trainees retinal burns!"

Troi: "Uh, Captain, I think the marshmellons will take a little longer than expected."

Picard: "Merde!"

Saavik: "It's very difficult to develop these photos if you keep doing that Captain."

 

[Shatmandu]

Between the Enterprise D and the Enterprise E, the crew took over the ill-fated U.S.S. McCain.

 

[cooleddie74]

The special machine to make the Everlasting Gobstoppers couldn't keep up with the wily machinations and sabotage of the evil Commander Slugworth.

RIKER:"TOLD you, sir...

it was a bad idea to use 100-watt bulbs in sixty-watt sockets!!"

...and to the entire bridge crew's astonishment, Doug Henning disappeared as quickly as he first materialized.

 

[cooleddie74]

Yet one more senseless and tragic disco supercollider accident that needn't have happened...

 

[Candlelight]

Suddenly, out of no where, a Pink Floyd concert broke out in engineering.

Picard always hated it when he got his tickets at the last minute. Row S never gave him much of a view of Pink Floyd.

Kirk hated it when Pink Floyd played on his bridge.

 

[cooleddie74]

"What have I bloody TOLD ye lads about leavin' borgas foil wrap on the enchiladas when you lot heat them?!"

What life-or-death space battle will YOU be in when your no-name, unreliable LCD lighting goes bad?(TM)

 

[Nebusj]

DEXTER: Dee-Dee! Get out of my engineering room!

DEXTER: Dee-Dee! Get out of my bridge!

DEXTER: Dee-Dee! Get out of my other bridge!
DEE-DEE: Ooh, what does this button do?

 

[Nerys Myk]

BAMF!

 

[Candlelight]

"Ah! Me poor wee engines! Damn fuse blew again. Hope the captain doesn't have this problem."

"Ah! Me poor wee bridge! Damn fuse blew again. Hope any future Enterprise captains don't have this problem."

"What was Geordi babbling on about with that historical story involving fuses?"

 

[M'Sharak]

"Ach, bald guy and a Klingon, comin' straight fer us!"

"Captain! Fat guy in a space suit, dead ahead!"
"I see him, Number One."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Riker: "Deanna's routed helm control to her qaurters!"

Scotty: "I'm a tellin' yee lads, the cam'ra flash is too bright! You'll burn up yee cornias!"

Moments later after following Jim's orders to "lite my fart, Spock!", internal flatulations reached unheard of levels, producing a mind boogling show of butt gas combustion.

 

[cultcross]

Sometimes, the engineers found they had to throw their arms in the air and wave em like they just don't care.

 

[Maurice]

SCOTTY: I've told ye a million times: you canna mix matter and antimatter cold!

It was then that Shatner's ego spontaneously combusted.

 

[cultcross]

"Damn, what's he got his full beams on for? It's barely even dark!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Oh, no! Not the force perspective little people in the back!"