Movie Caption Contest #56: Labor Day Pains

[Rat Boy]

All right, all right, stop your snickering and for crying out loud use proper English, it's time for another contest. Last week, we saw a few old friends show up like Colonel Tigh and Vomit, joined by the latest Caption Contest Character, Baby Jimmy. On to the winners:

Shatner and Doohan prove they have serious acting skills by pretending to like each other.

I'm insubordinate?? Well why don't you go cry to mommy about it! Oh that's right you can't - cause she's dead!

Leonard Nimoy announces the next Star Trek film entitled: "The Karate Vulcan"

I decided to give out two Photoshop wins this week and here they are:'

Scotty: "Oh no sir, we're out of power and we're gonna burn up in the atmosphere!"
Kirk: "You're a sick man Scotty, a sick man."

Scotty: "...and then he fell down the stairs - right in front the admiral! But seriously, I think my nephew will be a fine cadet. He might even get assigned aboard the Enterprise one day. How's your son doing?"

Kirk: "What, David? He's fine, got himself a nice cushy science job on some top secret experiment. He'll probably settle down soon, get married, start a family."

Picard: "Those poor bastards. If only they knew what was going to happen. Anyway Mr Data, what were you saying about my brother and nephew?"

That last one and the Data caption are so wrong but so funny. Finally, we have a win for multiple captions and a first time winner at that:

Shatner: "No, seriously. He actually recorded a whole album..."

Shatner: "...and he actually thinks he sounds good. He calls it "Old Yellow Eyes" or something like that."

Spiner: "They actually said that? Oh, the irony."

Atavachron

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 30
Year of Hell (Hall of Fame) 26
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 21
Gertch 17
The Laughing Vulcan 15
Outpost4 13
Shatmandu 13
scottydog 9
Nebusj 9
BriGuy 9
EliyahuQeoni 9
Turd Ferguson 9
Diesel Micky Dolenz 9
Triskelion 9
Kegek 8
cultcross 7
zephramac 7
DS9Sega 6
Tharpdevenport 6
John_Picard 5
SciFi75 5
middyseafort 5
CaptainJon 4
Haggis and Tatties 4
Skywalker 4
The Cutest of Borg 4
NCC-1701 4
Defcon 4
Kirby 4
LeadHead 4
Sisu 3
David_Leese 3
Finn 3
archerguy1701 3
Starpaul20 3
ancient 3
chancellorjake 3
jptrekker 3
Bad Atom 3
J. Allen 2
Arthur Frelling Dent 2
SeerSGB 2
Lloyd_Dobbler 2
Peach Wookie 2
nil_jones 2
OphaClyde 2
cardinal biggles 1
Vasquez Rocks 1
Valin 1
Nathan_Heller 1
Guartho 1
Alyssa 1
A beaker full of death 1
rmkwebdesign 1
Starlock 1
Redshirts Widow 1
Admiral Garak 1
Broccoli 1
Mister.Woof 1
The Squire of Gothos 1
A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees 1
battrekker 1
DrBob 1
Sector7 1
USS Mariner 1
hmbnimbus 1
S'Kai 1
H F Mudd 1
dukesman 1
Fire 1
Super Grover 1
Herkimer Jitty 1
Atavachron 1

This week, we celebrate the common man, the salt of the earth laborer who constantly toils each day for genetically engineered supermen or French starship captains that sound suspiciously English, only to perhaps one day die in a fiery explosion or get assimilated by the Borg. Yes, we salute you, average Joe Lunchbucket, for without you, society would not be what it is today (besides, somebody important might die instead). No bonus picture this week because I couldn't find one I liked. Might be putting that on hold for a while. Anyway, have at:

 

[Rat Boy]

Henchman (thinking): Of all the days to wear my flammable fur coat.

Drill sergeant: "I don't know what I've been told!"

Troops: "I don't know what I've been told!"

Drill sergeant: "Breen women are mighty cold!"

Troops: "Breen women are mighty cold!"

 

[pah_wraith6x6x6x]

Leader: Ok. Now before we go in there, is anyone wearing a red uniform? Damn it Smith! I told you not to wear red when going on a dangerous mission!"

 

[Haggis and tatties]

Zathrus "Zathrus in wrong franchise, this not the one...*cluck cluck cluck*,not the one".

Cadet "You think there is any more Geordie, i mean do you think we got them all"

Geordie" I dont know cadet, but keep looking, we cant afford to miss one single copy of "These are the Voyages".

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard (on speaker): Before we send down any of the regular cast to repel the invaders, we are sending you in to be canon fodder.... um, recon... to die first so that the audience can have a sense of the danger they pose to the ship and crew. Your families have already been notified of your sacrifice. I'd wish you good luck, but that would be futile.

 

[Rat Boy]

Who you gonna call? Borgbusters!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Deck 19? But the turbolift said this was deck 87!"

"We've been ordered to retrieve Ambassador Spock. The last anyone saw of him, he was heading for the arboretum with a packet of super-Emperor sized Rizlas. So follow the smoke, and try not to breathe any of it in..."

"Can we stop by a replicator first and get a couple of Mars Bars first, I'm starving... Ooh look at the butterflies."

"Ross to Bridge, we've lost Keffer, send reinforcements, with breathing gear."

 

[Triskelion]

Woman in rear: Riverdance!

The computer said corridor 19 would be across from the flaming bag of shit. Do you think that's it?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"All right. Now, when I open this door, Goldstein will lay down suppression fire while I head for the plasma coolant tanks. Murphy will go after the Queen. The rest of you, just stand around looking like you're getting ready to fire, but don't."

 

[Nerys Myk]

The Great Disco Hunt.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Anyone see a girl with a little dog?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Armed and ready, the nameless cast members search the hall for Berman...

 

[Nebusj]

Meanwhile, on the Richard III deck ...
``A Spock, a Spock, my kingdom for a Spock!''

``Sir, is it possible we're overreacting? It's just a Betazed hamster escaped from Mrs Hagemeyer's grade two classroom.''

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"No one makes fun of MY mullet and gets away with it!"

"Wait. Before we go in, are any of the senior staff with us? Shit. We're screwed."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Hudson: Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?
Gorman: All we know is that there's still no contact with the colony, and that a xenomorph may be involved.
Frost: Excuse me sir, a-a what?
Gorman: A xenomorph.
Hicks: It's a bughunt.

 

[scottydog]

The hunt for Wesley Crusher.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"The smoke machine I can handle, but the Chris de Burgh CD..."

"Shoot to kill!"

 

[Peach Wookiee]

The Enterprise crew plays the 24th century edition of Laser Tag.

 

[Rat Boy]

Hudson: Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?
Gorman: All we know is that there's still no contact with the colony, and that a xenomorph may be involved.
Frost: Excuse me sir, a-a what?
Gorman: A xenomorph.
Hicks: It's a bughunt.

Hudson: "How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?"

Apone: "You secure that shit, Hudson!"

 

[Triskelion]

Get ready everyone. The banjo music stopped.

What is possibly flammable on this deck??
Uh, humanoid flesh.
Ah, touché, mon frère. Touché.

The Lost Ensigns: Waaarriors! Come out to pla-aaay!
Warriors: Um, who are you guys supposed to be?
The Lost Ensigns: The Lost Ensigns. TNG. You know, Trek? Star Trek? Roddenberry? Great Bird of the Galaxy? The Enterprise? Captain Kirk?
Warriors: Star Track?
The Lost Ensigns: Kill!!!