Movie Caption Contest #52: Campy

[Rat Boy]

Hey, hey! Turn down that damn noise, it's time for another caption contest. This week saw the debut of what's most likely going to be another running gag (judging by how it's already made its way to the TOS contest) plus the surprise return of yet another one. Alas, Barney the Testicles fans were left wanting again. Here are the winners:

Nimoy: Another one of your fans wishes to express his fondness for Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, Bill.

GEORDI:"When a ma-a-a-a-a-a-an loves his VISOR...can't keep his mind on nothin' else...

lets the madmen fire...their solar probes!"

Berman: Alrighty, everything seems to be in order. Oh. Almost forgot. Get wardrobe in here for the assless chaps fitting.

The Photoshop award:

Latte or cappucino?

Vomit was not pleased with his latest performance review from his supervisor, Grignak the fish looking coffee asswipe.

Special thanks to Nerys Myk for coming up with the name Vomit in the TOS Caption Contest. And the because I feel like it award:

Grignak: "Genesis?! Genesis allowed is not! Is music group forbidden!"

"Yes! Genesis! How can you not like Phil Collins with ears like that?"

Congratulations, all, and here is our updated winners list:

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 28
Year of Hell (Hall of Fame) 23
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 21
Gertch 16
The Laughing Vulcan 14
Outpost4 13
Shatmandu 13
scottydog 9
Nebusj 9
BriGuy 9
EliyahuQeoni 9
Kegek 8
cultcross 7
zephramac 7
Diesel Micky Dolenz 7
Turd Ferguson 7
DS9Sega 6
Tharpdevenport 6
John_Picard 5
Triskelion 5
SciFi75 5
CaptainJon 4
Haggis and Tatties 4
Skywalker 4
The Cutest of Borg 4
NCC-1701 4
Defcon 4
middyseafort 4
Sisu 3
Kirby 3
David_Leese 3
Finn 3
archerguy1701 3
LeadHead 3
Starpaul20 3
ancient 3
chancellorjake 3
jptrekker 3
J. Allen 2
Arthur Frelling Dent 2
SeerSGB 2
Lloyd_Dobbler 2
Peach Wookie 2
nil_jones 2
cardinal biggles 1
Vasquez Rocks 1
Valin 1
OphaClyde 1
Nathan_Heller 1
Guartho 1
Alyssa 1
A beaker full of death 1
rmkwebdesign 1
Starlock 1
Redshirts Widow 1
Admiral Garak 1
Broccoli 1
Mister.Woof 1
The Squire of Gothos 1
A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees 1
battrekker 1
DrBob 1
Sector7 1
Bad Atom 1
USS Mariner 1
hmbnimbus 1
S'Kai 1
H F Mudd 1
dukesman 1
Fire 1
Super Grover 1

For those of us up in the northern hemisphere, the summer season is starting to wind down, so people are squeezing in their final vacations and camping trips, which is where we find ourselves this week. As for our bonus pic, all I can say is that it's a bunch of stunt people looking over a cliff from the Insurrection DVD, probably seeing just how low the franchise had fallen. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Takei: "Bill, he's trying to warn you that this movie will blow!"

Cochrane: "Stop trying to convert me!"

Elloras: "Pew pew pew pew."

Son'a: "We really need some guns."

 

[zephramc]

Sulu: Pavel, that's not what I meant when I said give me a blow job.

A new alien species was recently discovered, the fukawee. They would stand up on a hill and say "We're the fukawee!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Chekov: "Next time you can dry your own nail lacquer!"
Sulu: "But I don't want my lips to get chapped."

"What a way to go, hunted down by a bunch of rabid fans, just for the 'on some kind of Star Trek' line."

Fan 1: "I love this spot, it's where evil Bill & Ted pushed normal Bill and Ted to their deaths."

Fan 2: "No man, it's where Kirk fought the Gorn."

Fan 3: "No way, it's where... oh hell. I need a drink. It's too hot"

Fan 4: "I could have told you that. In that getup!"

Fan 3: "Yeah, well at least I made an effort. Lightweight!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"Can you hurry and get us the hell outta here, Uhura?

I think Chekov's coming down with black lung."

"Say ONE MORE mean thing about my hemp poncho...and I won't help you people with anything."

"Look. Over there."

"Over where? THERE?"

"NO. THERE. Over there. Next to that."

"That there?"

"NO. That thing there. Over by that thing over here."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/Wesson_album/campyextramq1.jpg

Cover art revealed for Son'a Bill and the Toe-Tappin Tarlac Brother's debut album.

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"Pavel...I know you're giddy with adolescent glee over how BAD your garlic bread breath is...but trust me. Uhura ISN'T gonna smell it."

" YES.

I'm only thirty-one. I'd like to see how you'd look after ten years of hardcore drinkin'...and livin' near multiple impact sites."

Baku and Son'a ripoffs of old Earth Road Runner cartoons usually ended with one or more subcommanders falling off a cliff after momentarily defying gravity.

 

[Triskelion]

"Look. Over there."

"Over where? THERE?"

"NO. THERE. Over there. Next to that."

"That there?"

"NO. That thing there. Over by that thing over here."

What the hell is that?

I don't know what the hell that is!

What in the hell is that?!

Hey, you kids! Get away from there!

I would not mess with that thing..

Don't put your lips on it!

What the hell is this?

Well.. get a photo of me with it, anyway!

Chekov, you've never...used a compass before, have you.

Stop calling me Bigfoot!

 

[cooleddie74]

"WOW...We can see the biodome where we were collectively hatched from here!"

SULU:"A point-four-six.

That's it, Pavel. Gimme the console access code. I'M taking you back to the ship."

"That'll do, Riker.

That'll do."

 

[Brian]

Chekov blew chunks when Sulu finally explained what he meant when he said he really liked to toss salads.

 

[Brian]

Cochrane: "Can't a guy take a leak in peace? Come any closer and you'll have some 'legendary' piss on your boots!"

 

[Sir Rhosis]

LAZARUS (off screen): I've fallen again, and I can't get up!

 

[Candlelight]

"...oh and apparently Chekov swallowed a wasp. But take your time anyway, it's lovely here."

"I don't have your watch... these are my boots I found them <hic>,,, so you lot can all shlottt off... I didn't eat it out of a dumpster... you guys got any.. got any food?"

Larry the sound op ruins take #1079.

 

[Rat Boy]

Human in sweatshirt: "Dear God, these guys piss out their fingers!"

 

[scottydog]

Sulu: "Don't blow this mission, Pavel."

"I won't blow this mission. I went to college at Bah Ram U."

 

[Peach Wookiee]

^

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Even after World War III and the Eugenics Wars, salespeople were pushy as ever, as Dr. Cochrane found out trying to evade the Norelco company.

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"I think all the trace remnants of cocaine are gone, Pavel.

Chill. We're safe."

"I don't wanna be a STATUE!

Or...for that matter...in any movie with talking farm animals!"

 

[cooleddie74]

HUMAN:"Sorry, guys. Somehow they got it in their heads they're auditioning for the opening sequence of the new Bond holomovie."

 

[Candlelight]

Sulu admired the way Chekov held onto his large stick.