Movie Caption Contest #51: Punk'd

[Rat Boy]

We've been going around and around in circles for a week. Time to break out the GPS and get back on course. Here are last week's winners:

Commander: Captain, why don't we stop and ask for directions?
Captain Stiles: What do I look like a woman? Oh, sorry, crewman... um... woman... carry on.

Picard: "Well Commandah Data, you do have to hand it to Mr Worf eh- merde."

Nimoy: Woah...Bill...make nice, give us the ray gun.

Hicks: He knows that's just a prop, right?

And the Photoshop winner, which dovetails nicely into the above shot:

Congratulations to the winners and here's our updated winner's list:

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 28
Year of Hell (Hall of Fame) 22
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 20
Gertch 16
The Laughing Vulcan 14
Outpost4 13
Shatmandu 13
scottydog 9
Nebusj 9
BriGuy 9
EliyahuQeoni 9
Kegek 8
cultcross 7
zephramac 7
Diesel Micky Dolenz 7
DS9Sega 6
Tharpdevenport 6
Turd Ferguson 6
John_Picard 5
Triskelion 5
CaptainJon 4
Haggis and Tatties 4
Skywalker 4
The Cutest of Borg 4
NCC-1701 4
Defcon 4
SciFi75 4
middyseafort 4
Sisu 3
Kirby 3
David_Leese 3
Finn 3
archerguy1701 3
LeadHead 3
Starpaul20 3
ancient 3
chancellorjake 3
J. Allen 2
Arthur Frelling Dent 2
SeerSGB 2
Lloyd_Dobbler 2
Peach Wookie 2
jptrekker 2
nil_jones 2
cardinal biggles 1
Vasquez Rocks 1
Valin 1
OphaClyde 1
Nathan_Heller 1
Guartho 1
Alyssa 1
A beaker full of death 1
rmkwebdesign 1
Starlock 1
Redshirts Widow 1
Admiral Garak 1
Broccoli 1
Mister.Woof 1
The Squire of Gothos 1
A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees 1
battrekker 1
DrBob 1
Sector7 1
Bad Atom 1
USS Mariner 1
hmbnimbus 1
S'Kai 1
H F Mudd 1
dukesman 1
Fire 1
Super Grover 1


This week, we profile those lovable scamps, those people that Clint Eastwood always asks if they're feeling lucky, the punks. Be they obnoxious kids on the bus or guys who put spikes in their hair to get over a midlife crisis, somehow they've managed to endure from the 20th to the 24th Centuries. Our bonus pic comes to us from the Nemesis DVD; it's test footage shot of Tom Hardy with Patrick Stewart performing a scene from the script (also from a recent contest). You'd think they would have figured out that the two of them don't look anything alike. Anyway, have at:

 

[Rat Boy]

The usual reaction to one finding Rick Berman and Brannon Braga on the bus these days.

Soran was transfixed when Geordi suddenly broke out in a rousing rendition of "Georgia on My Mind."

Hardy (thinking): Does this Stewart bloke ever shut up?

 

[jgdst]

Soran: Good God, Mr La Forge... what is it?
La Forge: I don't know, but I think it came from that picture below! ARRRRGGGHHH!

"Watch what happens if I put this hand through the bus roof..."

"I can make this glass of water boil... just watch! HMMMMPPPPHHHHH *brrrrrp* How... How embarrassing..."

 

[Gertch]

WOOT! Thanks for the win!

"Owww! Teh pee, it burns."

"A Vulcan what? I got a salute for you buddy."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Thanks for the win!

Punker: Live long and go fuck yourself, you pointy-eared freak!

Geordi: Oh.. Ahhh.... Ahh! That's the best happy ending that I've ever had.

Hardy (to Stewart, off-camera): When I look into your eyes, I still go crazy.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Fascinating. I did not realize humans of this century knew the mating ritual salute from Eroticon VII."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "If I recall correctly, healthcare for the masses was provided by something called... Medicaid. This must be one of their proctologists."
Kirk: "We should take advantage of his offer..."

Soran: "Okay, Okay, I believe you're blind. No need for the Stevie Wonder impersonation!"

Tom Hardy on being told that Picard had hair in his youth, and he needn't have shaved his head for the part.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hey...you!!

Yeah, you, Mister CARROT TOP!!!

Put this in your prop trunk and suck it, bitch!!!"

SORAN:"Gesundheit."

(*Disgustedly wipes off left arm sleeve*)

HARDY:"So...this is supposed and going to be one of the GOOD Star Trek movies...right?


HELLO?"

 

[cooleddie74]

SORAN:"Ehhh, Commander...

That...that's NOT what the small exhaust ports at the back of my solar probe are meant for.

HELLO?!"

 

[Rat Boy]

*Later*

Spock: "Admiral, according to the historical database, the youth we encountered on the bus earlier today grew up to become mayor of San Francisco."

Kirk: "Well, he would have if you gave him the nerve pinch instead of the death grip!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Sit and spin, hairpiece boy!"

SORAN:"Excellent!

My Solar Orgasmatron is working PERFECTLY."

"I look like who?!

Who the hell's...KIRK1ADM?!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Star Trek time travel can be a bitch. Doctor Who never got the finger.

Hardy: This isn't going to hurt my career is it?

 

[Candlelight]

Clearly the first Star Trekfilm is still the favourite.

Geordi tried any means necessary to escape, even if it meant rogering the trilithium torpedo.

The reason for no flash photography quickly became apparent when Tom Hardy's head shine blinded everyone.

 

[SeerSGB]

Burton: Don't look into it, DON'T LOOK INTO IT!
McDowell: Don't look into what?
Burton: The Script, don't look into the script! IT BURNS!!
McDowell: We have a script?

And here we have a rare photo of a TrekBBS poster in the larval stage. Note the early formation of forum debate skills exhibited by this specimen.

 

[Candlelight]

"Message for you, sir"
"Concorde! I shall avenge you!"
"Actually I'm alright-"
"Stay still concorde, I shall get these evil beings for killing you"
"I think I might pull though"

 

[Candlelight]

"Why yes, mechanical rice picker - how did you know?"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Here's what I think of your opinions on this John Mayer album!"

Soran: Now, Mr. LaForge, you're going to tell me everything you know about... my, my! Those are some pearly white teeth you have there! You MUST tell me your secret!

Berman: Alrighty, everything seems to be in order. Oh. Almost forgot. Get wardrobe in here for the assless chaps fitting.

 

[Triskelion]

Latte or cappucino?

No...looks like that flourescent tube's had it. I'll get my team down here.

Before they changed the script I was originally hired to play Patrick Stewart's stunt cheek for Star Trek Nemassless.

 

[cooleddie74]

"YO.

Here's what I think of your candidate's idea to raise capital gains taxes on top income earners...bitch."

SORAN:"OOPS.

Sorry, chap.

I forgot to tell you. Sex toys use a different current on this station."

"Welcome to my ice tea and spring water lair, Mister Bond!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Can't hear my music?

Here...lemme TURN IT UP for ya!!"