Movie Caption Contest #47: Playing Doctor

[Rat Boy]

All right, time to clear off the table and move on to the next course. And we had a first in the last contest: a TNG movie picture outperforming a TOS movie picture. Well, when you have cameos by Grignak, Ben Kenobi, and Luke Skywhiner, it's kind of inevitable. Here are the regular winners:

Kirk: "And remember the global warming legislation of 2035 is still in effect. I've bought jars for everyone to fart into."

Picard: "I don't mean to be rude, but it was my understanding that this was a peaceful vacation getaway. I *do not* appreciate being strong-armed into buying a timeshare!"

Like Romulan Ale, Bolian penis is illegal in the Federation.

The Photoshop winners:

"I feel really bad about eating this bear cub"
"Don't worry about it Bones, we have to survive. Besides, it looked like an orphan. The mother is probably long gone."

From my series in the ENT CAPCOM

SHINZON: "Creepy Old Guy Alert!!! Dude behind you has to be old enough to be her father. "

T'POL: "Creepy Old Guy Alert!!! Dude behind me has to be old enough to be his father. "

And a special Grignak award for best Grignak captioning:

PICARD:"What the hell do you keep ranting about Genesis for?


I'm not even religious."

Congratulations to the winners. Now, I'm sure you all can recall a certain suggestive picture a posted in a contest a long time ago. Well, now we have two of them, featuring some interesting bedside manners on the part of our two doctors. In keeping with the theme, the bonus pic comes to us by way of a preview of the soon-to-be-closed Star Trek Experience's Borg 4D ride included in the First Contact DVD set.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Uh, Bones. I don't think Frenching him will score us any points with the Klingons."

McCoy: "Sorry."

The classic holoporno: 2 Girls, 1 LaForge...

...which just happened to pop up on the Doctor's screen in sickbay.

 

[John Picard]

Hot dog, I won another! This next set looks like a challenge.

Revenge of the Nerds in the 24th Century.

 

[zephramc]

McCoy: He's dead Jim...
Gorkon: No I'm not!
McCoy: I think I'M the doctor here!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Hold your horses Chang. Everyone gets a turn!

CRUSHER: You're dismissed Alyssa. I can take it from here. (Boom chika bow wow)

EMH: He's mocking me again, isn't he?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Are you sure you know what you're doing Bones?"
McCoy: "What do you take me for Jim, I'm a qualified battlefield medic, and this one's got gold fillings."

Ogawa: "He's been unconscious since the coolant leak. It may be a coma."
Crusher: "We'll try the blowjob therapy."

Geordi grins

Crusher: "Ha! I knew you were faking. Back to radiation filled engineering, and a certain death, you malingerer."

EMH: "What do you mean Harry Kim got promoted? I'm out fifty bars of latinum!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Azetbur: "That is not his mouth."

Kirk: "Huh?"

Azetbur: "Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain."

Crusher: "Is that a plasma torch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

The Doctor: "My God, look at what those tourists are wearing."

Guy with phaser: "I hope they're right about what happens in Vegas staying in Vegas."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Wa-hoo! My first caption win, thanks!

This was the moment Kirk found out that Bones was into snowballing.

Crusher: Would you like me to toss your salad first or would you like to start with the hummer?

CBS/Paramount are pleased to announce it's newest Trek series, a daytime soap entitled Star Trek: Starfleet General.

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "We should have warned them Bones. BONES. We should have warned them about the Teletubbies. At least we got here before Noo-Noo could clean up the evidence."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Uh, do you think we can get off the hook on this if we told them he died because of mixing Pop Rocks and cola?"

McCoy: "Doubt it."

 

[Frenzy]

Doctor: My God...

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Dammit...the galley steward WARNED him about the size of human popcorn kernels!!"

GEORDI:"You promised you'd take a semen sample, Doc..."

"We regret to inform you that the labs have run numerous and extensive tests and studies...and we're sorry to say that these Caption Thread entries are just going to keep getting stupider and stupider over time.

I am deepy sorry."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

The Federation/Klingon Peace Treaty was going along well until Chancellor Gorkon ate the last roll without asking at the ceremonial dinner.

Beverly: I've removed the nanoprobe and the butt-plug, and I think you're going to be fine. Next time, may I suggest you consult with me before experimenting?

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Why didn't you tell us he was allergic to shellfish?"

Azetbur: "We didn't know what a shellfish looked like!"

 

[Candlelight]

McCoy: "Waiter, there's a chancellor in my soup"

"He's getting worse. Alyssa, hurry up with that rohypnol otherwise he'll wake up"

The most exciting thing all week occured when the ensign on the left pointed at her foot.

 

[Candlelight]

Just cos I forgot:

A scene from "Two Starfleet Officers, One Plate".

 

[Candlelight]

The Klingons were willing to forgive until McCoy farted.

 

[nil_jones]

McCoy: If we're all here, where's Sulu?

Kirk: CAPTAIN Sulu, out on assignment. Where's Spock?

Crusher: You're in luck, Geordi. Nurse Ogawa found something in the Federation Library about a "happy ending."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Kirk: "Bones, it looks like the Chancellor is breathing on his own now. You can get up."

McCoy: "I can't! He'th biting my tongue!"

Crusher: "I'm sorry, Geordi, it looks like it's time for another prostate massage."

Geordi: "Geez, Doc, that'll be the third one this week."

Crusher (smiling): "I know."

Installing a voyeur-cam in the captain's ready room turned out to be a really bad idea...

EMH: "I had no idea you could do that with a hyper-spanner."

 

[Shatmandu]

Gorkon: "All right, now, Kang, you tickle my balls while the good doctor here sits on my face ..."

Crusher: "I'll get the condoms, so we don't get pregnant."
Geordi: "Don't bother. You can't get pregnant where I planned on sticking it."