Movie Caption Contest #45: Private Consultations

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: "As you can from the before and after pictures, Kirk's Miracle Breast Cream really works. While tested on Andorians, Dr. Leonard McCoy MD guarantees it will work on all humanoid lifeforms. This is the investment opportunity of a life time. So don't miss out!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Shat: "No, if my character were to die in the next movie, I wouldn't come back years later and whine like a bitch to get into one of the future films ..."

 

[Triskelion]

Hermaphrodite lawyers and bifurcated aliens...next on Shat.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Alright, now...

Who here wants to meet my one-eyed Little Jim?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hey...Jerry?

You...you know...

ever get that...NOT so bureaucratic feeling?"

 

[Candlelight]

"Do you KNOW how much that thing cost the government?"
"Yes yes, I do but... it's just... I'm just not a coffee person"

 

[Candlelight]

"Whadaya think?"
"He's a retard..."
"That's the stupidist thing I've ever heard, of course he's a retard but he's like a ruskie or something"

 

[Triskelion]

We're trying to crack his code. So far we've got that he wants us to name a price, and he will name the cup, otherwise coffee no.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hey...Jerry...

give ya thirty bucks to press those red buttons over there and see what they do."

 

[cooleddie74]

"...and that was when Leonard and George pressed their bare asses against my face, blew two huge ones and ran off laughing to Gene's office."