Movie Caption Contest #41: And I Would've Gotten Away With It, Too

[Rat Boy]

You've never experience Die Hard unless you've seen it in the original Klingon.

 

[ancient]

With his last strength Kruge tied Kirk's shoe-laces together and fell laughing into the abyss...

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kruge: "Awww dude! Odoureaters man!"

 

[Triskelion]

Sniff...a boot to the face...just like how Mama promised I would go!

No, there are no dipsticks on Ceti Alpha V so we had to improvise. And you're two quarts low, Mr Kirk.

Looks like the captain found his nut smasher after all. You're off the hook, Mr Data.
Thank you sir. Would you mind literally removing me from this hook sir?

 

[Candlelight]

"Say hi to Chekov for me... I never forget a face... Also, Tasha Yar and Kes were my good friends too. Whatever happened to that Chakotay fellow?"
(Offscreen) "I'M RIGHT HERE!!!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Khan: "Sometimes dead people close their eyes as you hug them! Don't blame Joachim!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"THE CONTEST IS OVER, KIRK...

Come on...give a genetically engineered brother a break...toss me a towel and some Wet-Naps."