Movie Caption Contest #36: It's Lonely at the Top

[cooleddie74]

"Veridian Mountain HIGGGGGH...Alpha Quadrant..."

 

[scottydog]

Picard passes kidney stones....

... which he appears to do quite often in these caption contests.

 

[cooleddie74]

"To Jim Kirk...I didn't know him well. Or for long.

But...he was...he was...


He was a mammal."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard (thinking): Maybe if I close my eyes, he won't see me...

Kirk: "Who are you and what are you doing in my office?"

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Picard (thinking): Maybe if I close my eyes, he won't see me...

Kirk: "Who are you and what are you doing in my office?"

And why don't you have any pants on?

 

[Maurice]

Captain Kirk: Conclusive proof that straight men can't decorate...or dress themselves.

 

[Bad Atom]

I'm just wondering, am I the only one that buzzes through these threads just to get to the Photoshops?

 

[Jptrekker]

I'm just wondering, am I the only one that buzzes through these threads just to get to the Photoshops?

The caption contests are the threads I check normally and often.

 

[Nerys Myk]

The Captain in Chaps

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "I think I gave myself a hernia, gathering up all these goddamned rocks ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

"I will miss you, Jim.

Even though I didn't really know you.

Or care about you.

And I always thought history made you out to be more of a hero and badass than you really were.

And your hair looked stupid.

And you fucked my grandmother when she was still very young.


But...still...I will miss you. Thanks for your help."

 

[cooleddie74]

Pajama sleepovers in the late 23rd century left a LOT to be desired.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Temporal Investigations rounds up the usual suspects.

 

[Candlelight]

"Oh very funny Spock... ha ha bloody ha..."

 

[SciFi75]

Kirk: Is this the bathroom or my damn office?

 

[SciFi75]

Picard: That little shit Wesley has been popping his zits on my mirror again.

 

[SciFi75]

Picard: Here lies Captain Kirk. He died a stupid death because he was so fat that he broke a catwalk.

 

[Candlelight]

"Oh very funny Spock... ha ha bloody ha..."

 

[Candlelight]

"They'd better hurry up with a proper tombstone, I'm gonna get bloody cold out here"

 

[Skywalker]

"Hmm, you know what I haven't done in a while...?"

"This is exhilarating! I knew this would be a good idea!"

"Poor bastard. I told him not to go spelunking without a partner."

"Dammit, why didn't he listen to me?!"