Movie Caption Contest #36: It's Lonely at the Top

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Why doesn't this door open!?"

Kirk: "Shh. Shh"

 

[Candlelight]

"Hope I don't get buried on one of these one day"

 

[Gertch]

While Picard sleepily relieves himself one night, Q decides to have a bit of fun at Kirks expense...

"I hate these vivid dreams..."

 

[Michael]

Batman: "At least we got a decent film franchise."
Robin: "Holy sequel, Batman! You forgot about that George Clooney flick?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: Thank god these three huge rocks were lying around, there's quite a bit of Shatner to cover!

Picard: "...still, that doesn't explain the tree growing out of Soran's grave, though."

 

[Nebusj]

Decker, off-screen: ``Doctor, I bet you he's standing in some random room somewhere, pretending he's found the bridge on his own and insisting it's everyone else who doesn't know their way around this ship.''

``Okay, guys, that was a fun gag about having the crew wander off and leave me hanging up here, but, really, you need to get me down so we can go to the next shot ... uh ... guys? De? Leonard? ... Harve? ... ... Jim -- ah -- Joe -- ah -- Jule -- ah -- Sulu Guy? is anyone out there? Hello?''

Picard would be haunted by Kirk's quick assessment, and spend years now wondering if he did in fact look like the little man on top of a wedding cake.

``Bridge, this is the Captain ... why is the planet we're orbiting suddenly bald and sporting a little red neck thingy?''

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

[Removed as per board rules]
Picard:So, has the party started yet?

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Great. I gotta take a dump."

Kirk: "Great. I gotta take a dump."

Picard: "Great. I gotta take a dump."

Picard: "Great. I gotta take a dump."

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "Now that I think about it, I may have to eat him ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

[Removed as per board rules]
Picard:So, has the party started yet?

Kirk: "I knew I should have changed the locks on the door."

 

[Shatmandu]

[Removed as per board rules]

Kirk: "In the future, Starfleet uniforms include gimp masks?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "I'm glad I won't be the one who has to tell his 347 surviving offspring in this century ..."

 

[cultcross]

[Removed as per board rules]


Kirk: "The least I could do... for the captain of the Enterprise. It was... fun. Oh, my."

 

[cooleddie74]

...and only too late did Picard realize Kirk owed him thirty credits.

 

[cooleddie74]

(*Sighing*)"I hate interviewing applicants for the new toupee-wrangler."

 

[Triskelion]

We need all the muster you can mister - no - We need all the power you can mister, must - damn - We need all the power you can muster, muster - DAMMIT - We need all the mister you can muster - oh forget it!

 

[cooleddie74]

Don't be gone long, Bones...I want to you to come back a little later and watch the movie about Jonathan Archer on my new big-screen!

 

[cooleddie74]

[Removed as per board rules]



PICARD:"In the 24th century...bald men are the pitchers!!"

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Carol: "I'm sorry, Jim, but dressed like that, you're not coming anywhere near David!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"You don't want to hang out with me because of the gay-ass belt buckle...

THAT'S the problem, isn't it?"