Movie Caption Contest #36: It's Lonely at the Top

[Rat Boy]

Another slow week, but I mainly blame myself. Not every screen cap can be Sulu apparently giving a security guard the business, but we got a few ha-ha's out of the deal:

"Could you... pretend to be me again... just for this time"

"You're not Spock...what happened to Spock?"

"Denny Crane.

Don't ask why I'm in here. Let's just say the practice doesn't look too kindly on pilfering office supplies."

"Hold on a minute Will. We're far enough from Earth we're picking up an old episode of Desperate Housewives."

I don't understand, Deanna--why do I always have to bite your cheek first?

Troi: Ohh Will...
Riker: Ohh Minuette...
Troi: Oh no you didn't!

Photoshop award:

McCoy:"I wish those two would just get a room already..."

Congratulations everyone. We're going to shake things up around here, upping the total pics to four (two winners each, perhaps), each following a theme and now no longer necessarily following any order of films (if what we had before could be called that). Have at:

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I think I liked Bones better with the beard and track suit."

Nimoy: "Uh, Bill, isn't El Capitan over there?"

Shatner: "Shut up!"

Picard: "Uh...here lies James T. Kirk. Next time, don't be so eager to volunteer to jump across a bridge. Amen."

Picard: "I like shaving with my eyes closed. It's more manly that way."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"That'll teach you to shag my grandmother in a one night stand then head off to Altair for potato chips!"

Psssssssssssssss...

 

[Gertch]

"Lucky for you there were already rocks up here."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Kirk: "Who'd they design these workstations for, munchkins?"

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
(a bit obvious, but what the Hell)

Picard: "Who says only doctors get to bury their mistakes?"

 

[Gertch]

"No, I don't know where Bedrock is."

 

[Kirby]

Kirk: They're pajamas? Really? Oops, my bad...

Picard: "Greatest Captain in Starfleet history yeah right. I could've gone back and selected anyone in history to help but no, I choose 'Mr. can't-stay-on-a-bridge'... ahhhhh..." *zip*

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "...and so thanks to a glitch in the space-time continuum thanks to the re-shoot, I didn't have to drag Kirk back up the mountain to bury him."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Ooooh candy!!! NO! Must resist. Have to watch the waist line!!!!

PICARD: Let me think. Gotta have a plausible story. The bridge, it collapsed and uh Kirk dies. Yeah that'll work. Not my fault he walked into my phaser beam.

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatner (thinking): If only there wasn't a writer's strike going on, I could write this part out of the movie. I hate heights!

 

[The Cutest of Borg]

Well this proves it. Contemporary Trek really did piss on Kirk's grave.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Dammit...I forgot to ask Bones what the hell this weird disco belt buckle is supposed to be."

Where will YOU be when your bad directing returns?(TM)

PICARD:"UH-OH.

Forgot to bury his Hello Kitty wristwatch with him. Oh well.

A trinket to shut Counselor Troi up for a day or two."

"Will...do you ever fantasize about cutting someone's head off and drinking their life's blood with a krazy straw?

I...I know I do. A LOT."

 

[Candlelight]

"Man, look at the lights on the screen behind me. Must be a very important piece of equipment. Or a cheap one"

"Aw crap... I'm stuck... Um, hello? Anybody out there?"

"This is a sad day. At least I can count on returning to the Enterprise-D knowing Commander Riker didn't damage her in any way"

Picard decided to wish upon a star, trying to wonder what you are.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Can someone please come down to my quarters and fix my big Lite Brite table? Sheeeesh."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Oh woe! A Starfleet legend has passed...again."

Kirk: "Wait, I'm not dead!"

Picard: "Shut up, I'm still making my speech."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

After the fortune teller left Jim couldn't help but think "Stay off the bridge" was an odd warning for a ship Captain. Oh well, maybe it'll make sense someday.

 

[S'kai]

Stewart: Oh shit. The techies have mixed up the "Banquo's descendants ghosts" file with my Macbeth shadow again .

 

[CorporalClegg]

Starfleet captains take their king of the hill waaaay too seriously.

 

[Michael]

Kirk: "Why doesn't this door open!?"

 

[cultcross]

Picard: Thank god these three huge rocks were lying around, there's quite a bit of Shatner to cover!