DEANNA:"BEHAVE, Will!
The last time we did this I had to put a three-eyed mutant baby with facial hair up for adoption on a Ferengi black market!"
"THAT'S it.
Yeahhhh.
That's the stuff.
Treat me like a Rigel II cabaret dancer..."
Movie Caption Contest #35: I'm in the mood for love
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DEANNA:"BEHAVE, Will!
The last time we did this I had to put a three-eyed mutant baby with facial hair up for adoption on a Ferengi black market!"
"THAT'S it.
Yeahhhh.
That's the stuff.
Treat me like a Rigel II cabaret dancer..."
McCoy:"I wish those two would just get a room already..."
Now you're just showing off...
Counselor Troi's many years of psychiatric training and tact proved useless in informing Commander Riker that the metaphasic radiation generated by the Briar Patch was reversing the size of his penis.
It was at that moment that Troi could sense someone in the room with them
Troi: "You invited them?!"
DEANNA:"Oooooh, Will...you horndog, you!
I've never done it THAT way...not with a spare plasma conduit, in any case!"
"Spread the word, Martia. We bust out tomorrow.
And tell my friend McCoy to remember to bring the analgesic creme along. We're gonna NEED it."
"Huh? Who. Mommy?"
"Yes Will. I will state the bleedin' obvious to you. Once you stop nibblin' my flipping ear off!"
"Denny Crane.
Don't ask why I'm in here. Let's just say the practice doesn't look too kindly on pilfering office supplies."
Deanna loved Will deeply. But significantly less so when he had just finished eating replicated cabbage stew and eggrolls.
Kirk: What are you doing?
Martia: Oh, judging by the way you were crying during that fight earlier, I assumed the human penis was located on the shoulders.
Lwaxana Troi: * Little one, are you being attacked by a giant mutant porcupine? *
Dammit, I just got my leggings on.
After the Archer NX-01 holoprogram proved such a shattering failure, Will turned his attention to his all-new 'Deanna Bukkakke 1-A' program.
"You'd think with all the access to state-of-the-art Klingon rock mining equipment this asteroid would have a damn razor lying around somewhere."
Riker: "In an emergency, my beard doubles as an exfoliating scrub."
First rule of camping with the crew, sleep with one eye open when sharing a tent with your helmsman.
Deanna, thinking: Oh Will you are just too easy. I set up my subliminal room furnishings: the twin goblets of maidenhood. The phallic candle. The pubic hair fantasy tapestry. The abstract labia sculpture. The cutesy huggy nick nack turned in my direction. The condom on the table. I play you like a violin, Riker.
Will, thinking: Better humor her. Don't want a scene in Ten Forward like last time.